Children Books for Perverted Ouran Yaoi Fans (Vol. 1)

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Pop Goes Kao-chan's Cherry~!

All around the Ouran school,
The Twins harassed their Tono~!
The twins thought it was all in good fun,
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHEERY~!

A penny for shouting 'MORE!'
A penny for complying
That's the way the CENSORING goes
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY~

Then the older brother came,
Wonderin' about the home work.
Instead he got quite a surprise..
Annnnddd..
POP GOES KOA-CHAN'S CHERRY~!

A penny for a scream of "MOM!!
Kao and Tono are getting it on!"
That's the way the tattl-ing goes -
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY~! 3

Kyouya, he just shook his head,
Having know for quite a-while.
And that's the way this story goes..
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY~!

A penny for romantic words,
A dollar for all the blush~ing
That's the way the orgasm goes!
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY!

Then one day the school found out,
Walked in while they were fucking~!
And all the fangirls lost their blood.
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY!

A penny for the FLAME OF MOE
A penny for DOUJINSHI
That's the way the merchandising goes!
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY!

The two were stalked for many-a-month,
It was kind of scary..
Then the blond proposed to him
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY!

A penny for a June bride
A penny for not wearing white
That's the way the wedding goes and -
POP GOES KAO-CHAN'S CHERRY!

There were many tears that day,
All the fangirls cried.
Then the other twin met someone..
POP GOES HIKA-CHAN'S CHERRY!!

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