(I'm posting this so that you'll have something to entertain you whilst I and my family move into our new house. Not sure when I'll be able to get back on again. This was inspired by my Wooden Eyeball Sea Shanty, the line where he eats his eyeball on a bun. Wooh.)
Ragetti sat down at the table and poked at his eye for a bit. He was bored- very bored. Now, do you know what happens when Ragetti gets bored? He eats his eyeball. Yup, you heard me correctly- he eats his eyeball.
He got up and grabbed a couple of hamburger buns from a random floating cabinet. Sitting back down, he carefully removed his wooden eyeball and placed it n the center of the bun. Lovingly, gently, he placed the top bun on top of the eyeball.
He gazed at it for a few minutes, basking in the woodeny loveliness of it all. Then he picked it up, kissed it once, and attempted to take a bite.
CRACK!
The wooden eyeball flew out from between the two buns and bonked Beckett (who was just coming in) in the head. Ragetti grinned when he saw Beckett squealing and writhing on the ground, shouting, "GRAWWWK! I'VE BEEN WOUNDED- AND I AM STILL NOT A CHICKEN!"
But then something made Ragetti stop laughing. "Ouch," he said as he watched one of his teeth fall onto the floor. "Oh, bugger. Looks like I'm gonna haft a get meself a wooden toothsies now. Pooh."