Right-o, this here is my very first fanfiction, and as such I can blame any faults my story has on inexperience. W00t! So, now that we have established my blame free existence, please r&r. And if you have to flame, please try to include at least one word that I've never seen before. It has to be a real word.

"America" – Speech

America – Thoughts

America – Telepathic Speech

America – God Speech

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Megatokyo, Naruto, Ranma or any other anime I happen to include but am to lazy to come back and list. Maybe in later chapters.

Now, the BEGINNING!!

Smack. Ouch. Smack. Ouch.' Smack. Ouch. Smack.

"Goaway!" mumbled Ichigo "I'm sleepin"

Smack.

Growling, Ichigo jumped out of bed "Okay! That's IT Ka-" suddenly he cut off mid-yell. Ichigo blinked. Instead of his little sister, he saw something… littler.

"Um, why is their a miniature angel in my room?"

The "miniature angel" snorted. "My name is Seraphim, and I'm your conscience. Also, it's 'there' not 'their'"

Ichigo blinked again. "What?"

"Ugh, why are all my clients idiots? Your grammar was wrong. You said 'their' as in 'that is their horse', you should have used 'there', as in 'why is there a beautiful lady in my drab and uninspiring presence at 2:30 a.m.'"

Ichigo groaned "This is either a terrible dream or a cruel joke. I'm going to assume it's a dream because there is a moonwalking bear behind you."

Seraphim sighed and motioned to the bear "Unfortunately this isn't a dream. This is… um… okay, I don't know who he is, but he's going to be helping me out on this case."

Ichigo shifted away from the bear "Um, okay, let's just say you really are my conscience. Why is your assistant a moonwalking bear whose name you don't even know?"

"Because I didn't want to deal with this case myself and he was the first person… thing that I saw. So come on, get up, we've got a lot to do so I can get back to my beauty sleep."

Ichigo looked at her dubiously, then sat back down on his bed "Definitely a bad dream then. G'night." He started to close his eyes again.

"What is it with you people! Fine!" And with that she threw open her robe (did I mention she was wearing a robe? It's a really nice one, crimsom with black lotus prints. It also has a pair of golden dragons embroidered on the front, but they're small, not too ostentatious. As you can tell, I'm kind of drawing attention away from the current events to keep you from having hentai thoughts. Aren't I nice?)

Ichigo's nose exploded in a fountain of blood that knocked him of his bed.

Seraphim smiled "So, ready to come with me now?"

"S-Sure" Ichigo stammered.

"Good, first stop: America!"

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So, that the first chapter of my first ever fanfic. I hope you liked it! And yeah, I know it was pretty (okay, really) short, but it's late and I'm tired. I'm gonna work some on the next chapter if I can though, so check back soon, trust me, it will pick up soon. And the next chapter will be MUCH longer, so please R&R! Thx.