Let's get this story to begin! All aboard the Kuroshitsuji express! Curse all these plot bunnies multiplying in my head… A possible two-shot/one-shot... It all depends, I guess, so... Cue the usual insane crack that can be found within my beloved little darling plot. You'd better hide your kids, hide your wife... Cos they be hunting everybody down now! Ignore Ciel's existence for now~
Curse of the Randomness
Shrouded in mysteriously inky fog, Sebastian's crimson eyes gleamed in the murky darkness.
He was facing a new prospective victim, I mean client at that very moment, and this deal was the sort that would make or break it.
His new client was a blonde girl with rather striking green eyes that reminded one of emeralds. Her plain cotton dress was also smeared with slightly intriguing trails of blood.
It was moreover plastered all over her once totally white dress as well as a little on her body.
He licked his lips in anticipation at the consuming of her delectable soul and asked, "What might your wish be?"
The girl blinked a couple of times as she considered a suitable answer to that question. Her lip curled up to smile as she found one.
"I wish for a super awesome magical flying rainbow unicorn so I can battle the forces of darkness and rid the world of all evil!" She finished excitedly, clapping her hands together in a utter fit of excitement.
Sebastian gaped outright at her ludicrous response, he was really that stunned.
He however managed to regain his composure and rearrange the expression on his face to coolly reply, "Unfortunately, such creatures do not exist within this realm. You will have to come up with a different wish."
Obviously infuriated by that smug-sounding answer, the girl stomped her foot childishly and yelled, This realm of yours has gay death reapers, demon, angels, weird-ass puppets, mystical diamonds, godly butlers, demon hounds, magic spices and yet you tell me it doesn't have unicorns? You have really got to be kidding me!"
She regathered her thoughts at this point of time before Sebastian could so-helpfully cut in and interrupt her from continuing.
"Fine then, if so I want to be a magical girl instead! Oh wait, I think that was from another anime... Puella Magi was it?" She trailed off in the middle of her rant.
Sebastian at this point of time was restraining an eye roll of incredulity but could not help his furiously out of control eye twitch.
This girl definitely took the cake, she was totally bonkers.
"Ah well, if you are unable to come up with another wish at this point of time, I shall bid you good day." Sebastian made a hasty retreat via a flurry of feathers.
The teen could only stare there, blinking in shock before huffing, "The nerve of some people!"
She proceeded to stomp her foot yet again and sat back down on the ground, complaining out loud like there was no tomorrow the entire time as she waited for another unsuspecting demon to come across her path and be traumatized beyond repair.
Yeah, so how was it? I think it was okay. My hand hurts so much right now. All that typing I just did... TT^TT It is really such a short one-shot I think it counts as a ficlet or drabble instead. Anyone care to see a continuation of this? If so, please review!