TechyTosh is online.
CoffeeKingJones is online.
TechyTosh: Heya, have you got that file on the Nostrovite fished yet? I was gunna input the data into the species database, if that's alright with you? :)
CoffeeKingJones: Yeah, sure! Its fiiiine! I'll email it to you in a bit, just re-reading it :)
TechyTosh: Ahw I doesn't have to be perfect :) I just wanna copy and paste some bits :)
CoffeeKingJones: You know me Tosh, perfection is my middle name! I wouldn't dream of giving it to you without it being at an acceptable standard! :)
TechyTosh: Yeah, I guess your right! :) If only Jack did the same…
CoffeeKingJones: Huh! If only Jack DID his paperwork for a change, then we can go on about his spelling and illegible handwriting!
TechyTosh: Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen the Harkness scrawl…
CoffeeKingJones: You don't wanna! Believe me! It's like a code!
TechyTosh: I like codes :)
CoffeeKingJones: You wouldn't like this one; you'd have to strain your eyes to decipher it!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Heeeeeey! That's not fair! Slagging off my handwriting! I thought you loved me!
TechyTosh: Er, hey Jack!
CoffeeKingJones: Oh, I do love you, im just not a fan of your handwriting is all…if you can call it that! AHAHAHAHAHA! ;D
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Your evil :(
CoffeeKingJones: Yeaahhhh but you love it ;)
TechyTosh: Annnnnd that's my que to leave…well sign out.
CoffeeKingJones: NOOOOO! Tosh! Don't go! Jack was going…weren't you Jack?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: What¬! I've only just got here!
CoffeeKingJones: Yup, you've had your fun and now you can go :)
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Your no fun!
CoffeeKingJones: Who says I was?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: You better make it up to me!
CoffeeKingJones: Don't I always ;)
JackTheSexBombHarkness: True :) Ok, I'm gunna get back to staring at some forms for about an hour! Hope my absence don't cause too much of a kerfuffle! Byeeeeeeeeeee!
TechyTosh: Did u just use the word 'Kerfuffle'?
CoffeeKingJones: I do believe he did Tosh, but take my word for it, he wont be using it again…will you Jack?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: What is it with you today? You're being all bossy to me! I thought I was the boss!
TechyTosh: You are.
CoffeeKingJones: Maybe you are for Torchwood, but I'll think you'll find I'm the boss in our relationship ;) and that's the way you like it, so no complaining Mr!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Yes sir!
CoffeeKingJones: Hehe! Now go and do whatever it is you do and I'll meet you later :)
JackTheSexBombHarkness: WAIT! What if I need you before then?
CoffeeKingJones: If its work related I'll be on here or on the Coms, if not it'll have to wait till tonight, I've got some urgent filling to do and STACKS of incomplete paperwork thanks to someone…
TechyTosh: You too are like an old married couple! Aha!
CoffeeKingJones: Yeah, and he's the old one!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: At least I look good for my age…unlike some…
CoffeeKingJones: Well you certainly weren't complaining last night? 'Sides its probably all the stress you put me through dying every 5 minutes, and not doing paperwork! Which is a vital component of the job you know!
TechyTosh: Too much info…I am still here you know?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Sorry Yanny ;) You've got a great body!
CoffeeKingJones: JACK! Stop fantasising and get some work done! Oh and Tosh I know love, sorry :) He brings out the worst in me!
TechyTosh: S'ok! :)
JackTheSexBombHarkness: For the record, I don't need to fantasise when I have the real thing inches from me…just saying…
CoffeeKingJones: Well you're not getting anywhere near 'The Real Thing' till tonight, I have work to do and DON'T need any distractions, even those ones!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Might I say you're looking ravishing in that suit today Mr. Jones….It hugs you in all the right places ;)
CoffeeKingJones: Oh gawd, here we go! It's the suit I was wearing to Gwen's wedding! I had to make an effort! And Tosh, you looked beautiful…sorry I didn't say it earlier, I had to make sure Captain Clash looked presentable.
TechyTosh: Ahwww thanks Yan! You looked great too! Very sharp in that suit! I swear someone mistook you for the groom!
CoffeeKingJones: They did…but we won't go into that! Married to Gwen…no thank you!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Heeey! She aint that bad!
TechyTosh: No gunna say a word.
CoffeeKingJones: Just 'cos you got a crush on her.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Have not!
CoffeeKingJones: Have to!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: I think you'll find it's the other way around, and shes married now so :PPPPPPPPPPPPP!
CoffeeKingJones: Like that'll stop you!
TechyTosh: GUYS! Can you have your little domestic whilst I'm offline!
CoffeeKingJones: Sorry Tosh, I'm just a little exhausted is all. Being a wedding Fairy takes a lot of work, although Jack wouldn't know that because he was sitting at a table with his feet up inspecting my arse for most of it!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: It's your fault your ass is so distracting!
CoffeeKingJones: How is that my fault in the slightest?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Dunno, just is.
CoffeeKingJones: Because that makes sense!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Whatever, ill c ya later, work to do and all that jazz! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
TechyTosh: Bye Jack!
CoffeeKingJones: Bye Grumpy!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: I think someone is in need of a spanking!
CoffeeKingJones: And I think someone is erratically horny and needs to take a cold shower!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Maybe I will! Care to join me?
TechyTosh: Ewww guys!
CoffeeKingJones: Nope. Busy, busy, busy.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Ok :( Sure u won't change ur mind?
CoffeeKingJones: Pretty sure :) Cya!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Ur loss!
CoffeeKingJones: Meh!
JackTheSexBombHarkness is offline.
TechyTosh: Soooo what was that about?
CoffeeKingJones: What?
TechyTosh: You giving Jack the cold shoulder?
CoffeeKingJones: Don't worry about it Tosh, It's silly really.
TechyTosh: Naw, Come on, tell me, nothings silly.
CoffeeKingJones: It's just Jack being Jack I suppose.
TechyTosh: How so?
CoffeeKingJones: You know just flirting around n that.
TechyTosh: With anyone in particular?
CoffeeKingJones: Gwen.
TechyTosh: Ahhhhh.
CoffeeKingJones: 'Ah'?
TechyTosh: I don't know Ianto, he's being a complete Twat if you ask me! People would kill to go with someone like you! Your kind, good looking, intelligent and you'll do anything for anyone, he should be worshipping you…sorry but it had to be said.
CoffeeKingJones: I agree, although I don't think I'm all of those things, thanks for the compliments! Aha! I wouldn't be able to list all of your positive attributes, so I'm not going to try, there's too many!
TechyTosh: Ahww Ianto! If you dump Jack, just know I'm always free! Aha!
CoffeeKingJones: I'm sure u'd be a better partner than him!
TechyTosh: So is it just the flirting between them in particular orrrrrr?
CoffeeKingJones: Did you see them today? At what was supposed to be Gwen's wedding?
TechyTosh: You mean, the dance?
CoffeeKingJones: So it's not just me then?
TechyTosh: Nope. I didn't wanna say anything, just encase…but now you've mentioned it…
CoffeeKingJones: I just, I dunno Tosh, I'm tired of him messing around with her. She's married for gods sake! And he is in a relationship! I just-eurgh its frustrating! I know that's who he is…mr . flirtatious but you'd think he'd tone it down around me, and at her wedding! I looked like a complete fool today! I had to cough twice to get him to notice I was standing there…he was looking at her…oh Tosh, what am I gunna do?
TechyTosh: Ahwww Ianto, I wish I had the answers, but I don't. I have no idea, I feel like slapping him sometimes, but I can see you love him sooo much and he loves you too! Even if he doesn't show it! The thing with Gwen will be over now, she's married and if it continues I think you need to bring it up with him, he needs to know how much its hurting u.
CoffeeKingJones: Mmm, I suppose. I just, it hurts you know, a moment like that. It took LOADS of courage to go up and dance with him in front of everyone like that and he just chucked it in my face. The whole dance her was looking at Her. And it hurt.
TechyTosh: I know Ianto, I know. I think you need to talk to him about it.
CoffeeKingJones: But I don't know how he'll take it, I know he'll either laugh in my face or say if I don't like it, I know where I can stick it.
TechyTosh: I don't think he'll be that harsh Yan. He needs to know, otherwise it's just gunna eat you up inside and you'll flip out for no reason and he'll be left clueless.
CoffeeKingJones: Good.
TechyTosh: Ianto you don't mean that. I know you, your feel so guilty afterwards.
CoffeeKingJones: How am I meant to bring it up?
TechyTosh: Tonight, sit him down and ask him.
CoffeeKingJones: Mmm, I guess. Thanks Tosh, I'm sorry to dump this on you like this :) I really appreciate it :)
TechyTosh: It's finnnnne! Really!
CoffeeKingJones: Thanks, if you ever need anything, I'm right here :)
TechyTosh: I know, I know :)
CoffeeKingJones: Sooooooo changing the subject! I saw you and Owen dancing!
TechyTosh: I know! I couldn't quite believe it myself! It was just perfect!
CoffeeKingJones: Ahwww I'm glad!
TechyTosh: Thanks! We saw you walk up to Jack, Owen was sniggering as usual, but then he got all protective of you and 'I hope he treats Tea-Boy right' were he's exact words…I think he's warming to you after how many years? Aha! But rest assured he didn't see the looks, he was too far away, and mucking around in the kitchen, you know putting tea granules in the coffee pot, he thought it was funny.
CoffeeKingJones: Sounds like Owen! Aha! And I'm glad I've got him on my side! I've heard he gives one hell of a right hook!
TechyTosh: Don't tell him I told you though!
CoffeeKingJones: I wont! :)
TechyTosh: Well I better go, I've gotta update the species database before I finish up here, not that Jack would check, but still. :)
CoffeeKingJones: I'll send you the document now :)
TechyTosh: Ok! Thankssss! Byeeee :) Hope it all goes well with Jack!
CoffeeKingJones: Thanks Tosh! And thanks for listening!Byeee:)
TechyTosh: Don't forget! I'm single!
CoffeeKingJones: Not for long! Something tells me Owen will realise what he's missing out on and jump at the chance! I mean, dayum you can dance!
TechyTosh: Ahww! You're too nice! And I wish! Bye :)
CoffeeKingJones: Bye :)
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JackTheSexBombHarkness: Shit.