Kyoko: Ello. This is my first try at a comedy. It probably won't be that funny though. I think I can only be funny when I'm not trying and since I'm trying well.. I think you can guess. This idea just hit me and wouldn't go away so I decided to write this story. This first chapter is a little boring and slow but I hope you enjoy it anyway. I'm sure the story will get better as more chapters are written. Anyway.. enjoy.
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Hinata lay in her bed sobbing; she slammed her right fits into the wall beside her bed causing it to land in a big BANG. Today was supposed to be a perfect day, the first day of summer, school was over and she was going to hang out with her friend Ino, Tenten and Sakura, but unfortunately for this young fifteen year-old Hyuuga her father had other plans. "Ouch!" Hinata cried in anguish, tears threatened to fall from her soft lavender orbs. "FUCKING STUPID OUTO-SAMA!" she screamed into her pillow. You see her father Hyuuga Hiashi decided he would send her to an all boy's summer camp. Why? Because he's an evil douche bag father. coughcough I mean something about Hinata needing to be stronger, you know tough and rough, she's such a softy.
Of course the oldest daughter was against the idea completely. She always got so nervous around boys and most of the time they made fun of her or tried to do perverted things. Ah, such is the life of Hyuuga Hinata.
Neji, Hinata's sixteen year-old cousin rushed into the room "Hinata-Sama! Stop crying and get up! Pack damnit! We leave in 30 minutes!!!" Hinata looked at her cousin who was wearing light gray jeans, a black tee-shirt and dark brown converse in an expression that clearly said 'fuck off you girly fag!' Now normally Hinata was a soft, sweet innocent angel but she has this certain tendency to release all her anger and emotion in a strange way, meaning she has an other self, Neji likes to call Hinata's evil side 'Hina-devil' or my personal favorite Hina-ikeike. Neji shivered slightly as he realized Hina-ikeike was close to being released.
"Now now Hinata-Sama, my sweet darling cousin… Please won't you pack?" He asked his tone soft and caring oh but with a hint of fear as well. Hinata looked over at her older cousin her eyes filled with tears. "B-b-b-b-but I d-d-don't w-want t-to g-g-go t-to an all b-b-boys c-camp." She stuttered out, now sobbing un-controllably.
Imaginary light bulb flashes over Neji's head. "Aha! I knew that was why Hinata-Sama didn't want to go. Poor Hinata-Sama. But I will be her heroic prince and save her from those baka's at the camp! HOOOSHAW!" Inner Neji spoke to himself throwing his arms up in the air.
"Don't worry Hinata-Sama, I wont let anyone cause problems for you. I'll protect you from all bastards and perverts!!" Neji exclaimed as he went over to hug his sweet cousin, though secretly Neji himself was hoping that he could be in the same room as her because he wanted to sneak a peak at Hinata when she was changing or something. Oh yes Hyuuga Neji was a pervert and had secret feelings for the younger Hyuuga Hinata.
The dark Indigo-haired girl cried into her cousin's chest, he patted her head comfortingly. Five minutes later she stopped crying. "I'll p-pack n-now Nii-San.." She muttered softly. Reluctantly Neji pulled away and left his cousin to pack.
Sighing in pure annoyance Hinata threw open her closet door and opened up her dresser, grabbing a black suitcase from her closet she opened it and starting throwing random items of clothing and shoes inside it as well as a swim suit and towel. Once the suit case was as full as it could get Hinata grabbed a black blue striped backpack from under her bed and she filled it with her necessities, mainly things like snacks, her camera, a flash light, a medic kit and the like. The fifteen year-old then ran to the bathroom to get ready, she pulled off her pajama's and slipped into some dark gray jeans, a thin black tank top and a dark indigo tank top over the black one. She grabbed her brush and ran it through her long hair after that was finished she brushed her teeth and put on a very light and practically un noticeable amount of makeup. The girl then grabbed her brush, tooth brush, tooth paste, shampoo, body wash, wash cloth, makeup, face wash and the like and tossed them into her back pack. Yes, she would need all that stuff; she was after all staying at the camp for the WHOLE summer. After she zipped up her back pack and suit case Hinata pulled a light blue jacket with dark blue stripes on it out of the closet and put it on herself. The Hyuuga grabbed her cell phone from her night stand and put it into the front pocket of her jeans she also put a light purple wallet into her jeans back pocket. Then she put on some plane white socks and dark blue vans.
Finally done packing Hinata then lugged all her luggage to her father's silver van.
The lavender eyed girl went back into the house and sat at the kitchen table nibbling on a pear. "Nii-San" She called out to her older cousin who had just walked into the room. "What Hinata-Sama?" the boy replied as he went over to the fridge. "Are w-we l-leaving n-now?" She asked softly as she finished up her pear.
"Hai Hinata-Sama, are you ready?" the boy replied again after he took a sip of a water bottle. "And Hinata-Sama, stop stuttering around me already.." he said slightly irritated, as far as he knew Hinata only stuttered when she was nervous, crying or didn't know somebody.
"Gomen.." she murmured softly "and I'm ready."
After Hinata's father called them two teens into the van and started driving he decided he would give the two a lecture.
"Now Hinata, I feel as your father I should lay down some rules. Number one, No kissing, flirting or any of that. Number two, No sex. Number three, be sure to participate in the camp activities. Number four, be a good girl NO RULE BREAKING." Hiashi said as he gave Neji a looked that said 'you better watch over her'
Hinata nodded "Hai chichioya."
Hiashi then spoke to Neji "Now Neji I expect you to look out for Hinata and make sure no guys try anything, also don't break any rules." Hinata's father commanded.
"Of course I'll look out for Hinata-Sama." Neji said proudly.
Soon enough they arrived at a small gray building with a bus parked out front, probably the bus that was to take them too camp.
Hiashi seemed to be in a rush to get rid of the two Hyuuga teenagers.
"Now remember Hinata" Hishi shouted as Neji and Hinata were walking towards the bus where numerous other boys were waiting to get in. "NO SEX!" he shouted at the top of his lungs as he drove away. Some boys turned to see who the crazy old man was talking too. Hinata sighed.
"Don't worry Hinata-Sama.. It'll be fine. And maybe we'll get the same room." Neji said patting the girl on the back.
Hinata's eyes widened with utter shock "Y-y-y-y-y-you m-m-m-mean I.. I.. ha-have t-t-to share a r-room with s-someone?" She couldn't believe it.
"Err.. well yes.. But I'm sure we'll get the same room." Neji let out a nervous laughter and patted Hinata's back softly some more.
The two reached the rather large group of boys who were standing outside the bus. A blonde with sapphire blue eyes stepped forward "OI!!! Neji!!!!" He called out grinning.
"Shut up Naruto." Neji said bluntly as he and Hinata got a little closer to the group.
"Oh?" the blonde peered at Hinata, she blushed. "Whose this girl Neji?" he asked.
"This is my cousin Hinata." Neji introduced his shy cousin to the blonde boy.
"Oh, Hinata? Nice too meet you Hinata-chan!!" the blondes grin widened as he reached out his hand for Hinata too shake "I'm Uzumaki Naruto" he stated happily.
Shyly Hinata shook the boys hand for a brief moment. "N-n-nice too m-me-meet y-you." She stuttered out, her blush getting bigger.
Naruto was wearing blue jeans, with a white belt, his tee-shirt was orange with two big black stripes going across the chest, his hair was spiked and wild and his shoes were blue running shoes.
Behind Naruto nine other boys stepped forward. "Hinata-sama I'd like to introduce you to my friends." Said Neji.
First he pointed to a boy with wild red hair and aquamarine eyes there were surrounded by thick black lines, he was wearing black jeans, black converse and a dark and deep blood red shirt. He looked very bored, uninterested and cold. "Gaara." He stated his name boredly and started messing with his cell phone.
The next boy Neji pointed too had short black hair and coal colored eyes, he was wearing blue jeans, a black tank top and black vans. "Sai" He said, his voice sounding slightly emotionless though he managed to crack a smile.
Then Neji pointed too a boy with short spikey-ish brown hair, he was wearing a black jacket and had blue jeans, his shoes were brown and he had red marks on his cheeks. He gave Hinata a friendly grin and said "I'm Kiba."
Then Neji pointed his index finger to a boy who was wearing a big light green jacket that covered his mouth he also had the hood up, and black sunglasses that covered his eyes, he was also wearing slightly baggy tan pants and black shoes. "Shino."
Neji's index finger then landed on a boy who was wearing a cobalt blue tee-shirt, black jeans and black vans. His hair was jet black and spiked in the back. The boy rested his coal colored eyes on Hinata and smirked "Sasuke."
"Neji has a lot of friends…" Hinata thought with awe and by the time she was done thinking that he was already started on the next boy.
This boy unlike all the others was rather over weight and chubby, he had swirl marks on his cheeks, his hair was brown and spikey. "I'm Chouji" He said with a smile as he dug his hand into a bag of potatoe chips.
The next boy Neji pointed too was wearing a black jacket with his hood up, black pants, black shoes and had purple face paint on. "I'm Kankurou." He waved slightly.
This next boy caught Hinata's eye, not that he was attractive but by what he looked like, He was dressed in all green, even his shoes were green and he had a dorky looking bowl cut. The boy put his thumb up "I am the handsome and youthful Lee!" he exclaimed proudly. Hinata sweat dropped.
The last boy Neji pointed to had black hair tied up into a pony tail that looked like a pineapple, he was wearing black shorts, a light gray tank top and a leaf green jacket, his shoes were black as well. "Shikamaru." He said in a rather tired and bored voice.
Hinata smiled shyly at the boys. "N-n-nice t-too me-met all of y-y-y-you. I'm Hinata."
Four men appeared behind the group of boys.
"Okay!" One with brown hair that was tied up in a pony tail exclaimed "If I call your name, line up over here!!!!" he then started reading off a list.
"Hyuuga Neji"
"Uzumaki Naruto"
"Hyuuga Hinata:"
"Rock Lee"
"Sabaku Kankurou"
"Uchiha Sasuke"
"Nara Shikamaru"
"Akimichi Chouji"
"Aburame Shino"
"Inuzuka Kiba"
"Sai"
"And Sabaku Gaara"
"Ah! Thats great Nii-San we're all together!" Hinata whispered into her cousin's ear.
The eleven boys plus Hinata walked over to the four men.
"Hi kids" Said the brown haired man. "I'm Iruka, I'm one of your camp counselors and these are…"
"Kakashi." Said a silver haired man who wore a mask that covered his mouth he was also holding an icha icha paradise book.
"Asuma" said a rather big looking man who was smoking.
"Gai!!!" exclaimed a man who looked exactly like Lee.
"T-t-theres t-two of th-them?" Hinata sweat dropped again.
"Anyway.." Said Iruka "The twelve of you will be staying in a cabin with us. Oh and of course you boys must be wondering why Miss Hinata is with us. That's because her father sent her to.. Well toughen up I suppose. Anyway kids, get into the bus. We're leaving now."
All the boys plus Hinata loaded themselves and luggage into the bus.
And so the camp journey begins.
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Kyoko: How was it? please review!