This Can't Be Happening
A/N: Hello, people! It's me, Triforcelord with my second story. Now, I don't know if body switching is overrated or not, but this story is just an amusing idea that popped into my head one day. It's just meant to be read for laughs, so please enjoy!
This Can't Be Happening Chapter 1: What The Hell am I doing in your Body?
It started out as a normal day for all of Konoha. The children were playing, the birds were chirping, Jiraiya was peeking at girls, and Konoha's number one prankster was busy putting the first step of his prank into play.
Naruto was a bit angry at Tsunade-baachan, as he called the Fifth Hokage. You see, she had pulled him away by his ear from eating his favorite food in the world, ramen, and even worse than that, assigned him a D-rank mission.
So now we find Naruto Uzumaki setting the last trap at the door.
"This'll show her." Naruto said, making sure the bucket was well-placed. His plan consisted of Tsunade walking in the office door of the Hokage, which had a bucket placed on top, so that when she walked in, the bucket would splash ice water on top of her. The next step was the buttered floor, which he hoped baa-chan wouldn't notice until it was too late. Then, the final step was for him to place a clone to for Tsunade to chase while Naruto himself snuck in and stole some scrolls for him to practice his wind-element with.
Right when Naruto was done, however, he heard Tsunade walking in the front door of the Hokage's mansion. 'Crap, I gotta hide!' Naruto thought hysterically. He spied a closet across the hall, and went to hide in it. He heard footsteps coming right past him, then pause. He let out a breath when he heard the door opening, and had to suppress a laugh when he heard the bucket splash down on Tsunade. Then he started crying tears of mirth when he heard her slip and fall. "NARUTOOOOO!" Could be heard across all of Konoha, and everyone who knew Naruto sighed, wondering what he had done this time.
Quickly Naruto made a clone, and when Tsunade saw the clone, she let out a roar and chased after it. Quietly, Naruto slipped out of the closet and crossed the hall into the Hokage's office, where he found the so-called secret scroll room that he had found years ago.
"Now, let's see here." Naruto said to himself. "Wind, wind, wind." However, Naruto's search was cut short by the sound of a clone being dispelled.
"Crap!" Naruto said. Panicking, he grabbed a random scroll and jumped out the window seconds before Tsunade burst into the room, panting and muttering angrily to herself, "When I get my hands on that kid, he's dead."
Naruto was hightailing it out of Konoha and into the forest where he usually trained. Once he had gotten a fair distance away from Konoha, Naruto sat down on a rock near a stream and opened up the scroll.
"The Scroll of the Body." Naruto read aloud. He was thinking that the title didn't sound very interesting until he saw the jutsus that were on there. In addition to a body strengthening and speed increasing jutsu, there was also a possession jutsu that left the target with no memory of the possession, along with a shape-shifting jutsu that completely altered his form so that no eyes could detect who it really was, and Naruto figured that these would be useful for sneaking in and out of places.
Finally, the last jutsu on the scroll was a body switching jutsu that, of course, switched the two target's bodies. Naruto figured that it would be really useful for pranks. But what Naruto didn't see was the warning that went along with the body switching jutsu.
Just then, Naruto felt a pair of eyes on him. He looked around until he saw a pair of eyes looking straight back him. White eyes.
"Oy, Hinata, what are you doing over there?" Naruto asked, being genuinely surprised thanks to him being an idiot and never figuring out why Hinata always blushed and stuttered whenever he was around, like she was doing now.
"Um, I-I w-was coming here t-to train, but I-I'll g-g-go somewhere else if you w-w-want me t-to, Naruto-kun." Hinata said, obviously nervous.
"No, that's okay, Hinata, you don't have to leave. Hey, I just thought of something! Maybe you could help me with the jutsus on this scroll that I sto- I mean borrowed from Tsunade baa-chan." Naruto said, oblivious to Hinata's discomfort.
'N-Naruto-kun needs m-my help?' The white-eyed girl thought, then blushed an even brighter red, both at what Naruto had said about her helping him, and at what he had almost said, which with her being as smart as she was, she didn't miss.
"W-what's on the scroll?" Hinata asked, trying to sound a little more confident.
"Here, you can take a look at it." Naruto said, handing her the scroll.
When Hinata took a look at the scroll, she blushed so much that she looked like a ripe tomato, and nearly passed out. 'Naruto wants me to help with these?' she thought, growing hysterical.
"Umm, N-Naruto-kun? D-did y-you read th-these?" Hinata asked, hoping that he didn't want to test them out on her.
"Uh, yeah I did." Naruto said, then understanding finally dawned on his face. "Ohhhh, yeah I guess you would be uncomfortable with some of the jutsus on this scroll. Don't worry, I'll understand if you change your mind." At these last words, Naruto looked a little put down.
Hinata couldn't stand seeing her crush look like this, so she said, "D-don't worry, Naruto-kun. I-I w-won't back out."
At this, Naruto's face lit up. "Wow, really Hinata? Thanks, you're the best!" Without thinking, like most of the stuff he does, Naruto went over and hugged Hinata.
Finally, all the stress of the day finally caught up to her, and Hinata did what she always does under pressure: she fainted.
When she came to, she found herself propped up against a tree in the same clearing where she had passed out. She had a good view of a river, nice trees, and Naruto's face about six inches in front of hers.
Hinata automatically turned red, and scooted away. "N-naruto-kun, d-don't do that!" She said.
"Oh, sorry Hinata. You wanna get started on that scroll now?" Naruto asked/apologized.
"S-sure. B-but no body p-part or b-b-body switch j-jutsus, or p-possession, okay?" Hinata said, thinking that she might just die of embarrassment if she was inside Naruto-kuns body, or the other way around.
"Fine, fine, I understand… I think. You don't want that illness of yours to get to my body, right? Thanks Hinata, you're so thoughtful!" Naruto said, blissful in his ignorance.
Hinata just sweat dropped and they began.
Everything was going well until they got to what Naruto thought was the speed increasing jutsu. He made the hand signs, and when he was done, there was a bright flash of light, and when the light cleared, Naruto felt different, but not like he was faster. He felt a weight on his chest and looked down, then immediately looked back up.
"Hinata," Naruto said in a strangely high-pitched, yet soft voice, "What the hell am I doing in your body?"
But Hinata was already passed out. Naruto sweat dropped, wondering about three things: One, how the hell was he supposed to get his own significantly heavier body all the way to Konoha, two, how the hell were Hinata and him supposed to get out of this mess, and three, why the hell did Hinata's illness have to pass on to his body! So with these things in mind, Naruto started half-carrying and half-dragging his own body back to Konoha, putting the scroll in Hinata's jacket pocket.
A/N: Well, how's this for the first chapter? I think that it's pretty good, but that could just be me. So to help me avoid going schizo, please read and review. Thanks! Triforcelord, out!