Great Respects and Rewards Come unto Unexpecting Losers:
AN: hey hey hey, my favorite people in the whole world I just wanna hug and kiss you all until you all burst into human jelly LOL!
Kidding, that's my aunt. My she is a hugger XD
If you did not guess from my descr. Miyu's in this, and my new OC, Milo Miles Recognito. Nice name eh? Just thought of it.
Anyway, here's the promo, and spoiler at bottom. Read at ur own risk. Now I just gotta find a spoiler...
It's all I've ever known.
Being at the bottom of the food chain, being stepped on constantly, used, tormented, I considered suicide multiple times. I cried myself to sleep at night.
Unloved, uncared for. I tried to make my life better, but ended up destroying it. I tried to kidnap the most powerful king pin in Corneria. I didn't realize how many traps a headquarters could have.
He captured me, and punished me in a way worse than death. Can you imagine, being filmed live over Lylat News Network, in my boxers, bruised, covered in powdered sugar. He did things I never was able to forget.
Even five years later, people still made fun of me, pointing, yelling "Hey, why don't you strip for us? We got powdered sugar hahahaha!"
Then, it all changed. He met the most amazing, most beautiful woman he'd ever met in his entire lifetime.
"Hey, punk!"
Milo turned around to the voice, expecting to see his boss yelling about his shoelace being a half inch off the shoe, and he was not dissapointed.
He managed a twisted smile and said to the "Good evening, Mr. Riggs."
Riggs scowled even more, and he grolwed menacingly "Shut the fuck up, you little pussy and get to work. Now."
Milo frowned and sighed with a slight tear in his eye. He went into the dirty kitchen and started cleaning the dishes, when he heard a noise coming from the back room, where Riggs kept his table for illegal poker, and where Milo had caught him masturbating. Needless to say, it had not ended well.
He peeked around the corner, and saw the most beautiful, wonderfully pretty lynx he'd ever seen. His eyes and mouth opened wide, and he noticed the two bodies next to her. He notioced the papers next to them, and recognized them as wanted posters. He just started drooling, because he found mercenaries extremely hot.
He didn't realize he was standing directly over a small sensor she had placed to keep out any unwanted company. The small earpiece she had beeped quietly, and she looked behind her through the mirror she held in her paw.
She jumped up, catching onto the catwalk above her, and Milo simply stared like a doofus, and didn't notice she had a gun pointed right at his forehead.
"Who are you? Who sent you?" she scowled.
Milo simply stuttered out "No! I just came back here to uh, get—some food! Yeah!"
The lynx stared, and started to lower her gun, but still kept it trained on his forehead. She strted to walk down the stairs, and when she got to the bottom, she noticed the nametag, and said bluntly "Milo is it? Well, get back in the restaurant. Now."
Milo started drooling again, and the lynx blushed slightly. She liked it when boys acted like this around her, but remembered she had to get the two thugs back to Fox.
She loaded a tranquilizer into the gun, and shot his leg, which broke him from his trance. He yelped, and fell onto his side. "Jesus freaking Christ! What the hell is wrong with you?"
The lynx smiled sweetly and said with a slight smug "Much." and tied him up, and put him next to the bodies.
Milo was confused, and it was evident on his face. She just shrugged "Can't leave any witnesses, now can I?"
Milo's vision started going black, and he moaned "Oof." The lynx, named Miyu, smiled again, and started typing in some commands into the ship's side. Milo didn't see it before, which was sad, because it was taking up most of the ally out back.
Miyu picked him up, and threw himn in back, followed shortly by the thugs, weighing in about 450 pounds each. Milo grunted, and he started coming out of his tranquilized state. He looked towards th efront, and nearly choked, because they were already five hundred feet avbove the cafe. He just groaned "Fuck." and started to try wriggling out of his ropes. He got about over halfway, before the lynx walked back over and tutted "Naughty naughty. You know what I do with naughty boys?"
Milo made an undignified sqeak, and the lynx smiled sweetly, and injected him with some sort of outputting agent. His eyes rolled back in his head, and fell asleep. Miyu went back to the front of the ship to make contact with Fox McCloud. "Yo Fox, I have the thugs Hare ordered us to grab, plus a little gift for you. You interested?"
"Only if it's a wedding gift for me and Krystal."
Miyu smiled at this, and said "I guess you could say that." She looked back at him, and he was snuggled up in a little ball, snoring quietly. Miyu giggled, because of how cute he was.
No, not him, the snoring.
'I know' Miyu thought to herself. She shook it off, and started the docking procedures. The double G-Diffusers turned off, and she gathered her things, and walked intop the blinding light of the flourescent lights above...
AN: Hey, peeps! I'm back in black, outta the sack lol!
Guess what! On my vacatuion back to my home state kansas, I saw someone at Old Shawnee Days!
EDDIE MONEY!
LIVE, singing his songs! Not all, but a fave of mine, Take me Hoem Tonight. I would've recorded, but I kleftt he camera att ehotlwe room. Anyway, this is the first chapter, enjoy, read and review, if you dare, etc.
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