RANDOM CONVERSATIONS!

Thalia: Nico I swear if you scoot any closer to me I will fry your eyebrows off!

Nico: Shit I like my eyebrows scoots away

Annabeth: NICO DON'T FUCKING SWEAR YOU ASSHOLE!

Nico: FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

Percy: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! *answers phone* Oh, hi mom

Sally: Percy you better not have been cussing

Percy: I wasn't mom love you bye!* hangs up* WHO WANTS TO BECOME BBFS WITH A QUEERS BITCH

Sally: PERCY YOU DIDN'T HANG UP! YOUR GROUNDED!

Percy: SHIT! FUCK!

Sally: PERSUES JACKSON GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!

Percy: Hypocrite. *disappears*

Thalia: See what happens when you cuss Nico? This is all your fault!

Nico: IS NOT!

Thalia: IS TOO

Nico: NOT!

Thalia: TOO!

Nico: NO-

Annabeth: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU GUYS ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!