Genre: Anime/Saber Marionette J
Rating: PG
Title: Lime Meets the Nintendo
Disclaimer:I do not own Saber Marionette J, if i had money.... anyways... i do not own any of nintendo's rights.... just took them for a little to bring out this disgusting Fic
Author's Notes: Well.... Lady Aoi... here ya go... the bet is on... i just wait for the results at it...
To the rest of the reader's please just sit and enjoy.... and just review this if you really enjoyed it.... if not... well... then do it as well
"Well.... one more day of peace bounds around the country of Japaness... and closing up to Otaru's apartments in Kasahari's apartments we'll see that the three Marionettes are making those daily chores..."
Lime: AAAWW there's nothing to do! Otaru's at work and the squirrel ran away from me scared.... - Lime's eyes fill with tears.... after that...a loud cry is heard all around
Bloodberry: GAH! STOP THAT RACKET LIME! FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Lime: *stops* God? What's God?
Bloodberry: Ush... I hate when she always demand explanations.... i dunno how can Otaru Bear it
Lime: Whatcha said?????
Cherry: Calm down Lime.... Otaru will be here any minute...
Just in that moment... Otaru rushes in front of the door.... Carrying a sack of lots-o-stuff
Otaru: Hi to Y'all!! I'm Back! Did you all missed me?
Three marionettes in chorus: We did Otaru!
Hanagata rushes out the wall
Hanagata: I Did too!!
Bloodberry: Nobody asked you...
Hanagata: "All" includes me
Bloodberry: Whatever....
Cherry: Hey Hana, i have told you like seven hundred times to use our door!!
Hanagata: That's a Lie
Cherry: Really?
Hanagata: Yes! I've broken the wall 698 times! And you said 700
Otaru: Okay okay.... enough! Behave you two.....
"Lime, wide open eyed looks at Otaru's Lots-o-stuff Bag"
Lime: Otaru!! What's on your Lots-o-stuff Bag????
Otaru: Oh... well.... i was passing through the dump of "oldies of old Earth" and grabbed some of it... i dunno if they still work... but.... HEY!
Lime takes the Lots-o-stuff bag away from Otaru... everyone around.... including Lime, who was in the floor searching for something.
Lime: But... Otaru... this Lots-o-Stuff bag is full of Crappy Things
Everyone was Staring at the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things....Suddenly...Lime's eyes Flashed...
Lime: What's This???????
"Lime took awayfrom the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things a shiny...condom
Lime: What's this!? What's THIS!? Is it a BALLOON??
"Sights were exchanged all around the room... everyone was confused.... no one has ever seen a clear Balloon.... But another Lime scream caught their attention back to the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things
Lime: WOOOOW! What's this!!!??? What's This!?!?!?!?
Lime just brought out a rusty-looking 8 byte nintendo, with the controllers attached to it..
Lime: I Bet it has candies inside!!! You push one of these buttons and....it comes out!
"Lime starts pushing the buttons on the controller with no success"
Cherry: Is it a microwave?
BloodBerry: You're all wrong... it's the mystical, NES... Nintendo Entertainment System
*Silence.... dramatic Song... Hanagata interrupts it bursting out Laughs... everyone Stares at him seriously so they can shut him up**Hanagata clears throat*
Hanagata: That pitiful thing that came out of the Otaru's Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things can't be called an entertainment system... it's nothing compared to Hanagata mitsurugi's Special Game System (You made it Aoi....)
Lime *ignoring Hanagata*: Can i keep this?... i wanna see how much can it entertain me before i break it
*Otaru nods*
Lime: Yay! Yay! I want to get it done right now! Bloodberry you will help me! Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bloodberry: Even if we have the NES.... we can't start it... we need a Catridge...
Lime: Catridge? What's Catridge?
*Hanagata pops out of nowhere *
Hanagata: I'll tell you what it is! It's Crap!
*Blodberry busts awa Hanagata with one bare fist*
Bloodberry: Thanks for your eager desire of helping us... we'll let you know if we care later!!
Lime: Yes... come to see us soon...And say hi to Tiger for me!
BloodBerry: okay.... you go and look in the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things for some quadrangled things... some might have some sticker attached... go and look if there's any
Lime: Ohhhh....... um..... uh.... eh....... okay!
*So... Lime heads back to the living... where the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things was laying and started scrambling around....Nothing seemed familiar to her; Magazines... used lollipops, a coin, a million dollar's bill, some bolts and nuts... canned food...nothing like Bloodberry said looked like a Catridge.... she suddenly found a grayish-quadrangle looking piece of plastic with a sticker of a weird looking man wearing something white and red and spitting out something that looked like a fireball (Remember it, Fans of the NES?)... Lime read the sticker fonts like she was just learning how to read*
Lime: Sup-Super Mario...? What's Super with this guy.....? Hey Bloodberry... i think i found one
Bloodberry: Good.... bring it here!
*Lime left back the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things and headed back to Bloodberry's room... she has already attached the NES to the TV*
Lime: *gasps* why'd you do that for?
Bloodberry: you have nothing to worry... now... tell me what did you found?
*Lime hands the Catridge to Bloodberry*
Lime: but tell me something... How did you know that this was a NES since you've never been on Earth and...
Bloodberry: You can't get the answer just by asking... i don't know! I guess you'll have to Review the story to get the answer...
Lime: ....oh....
*Bloodberry takes the Catridge and puts it on the NES... Lime Shouts... Bloodberry jumps surprised*
Lime: Don't do that! That way the candies won't come out!
Bloodberry: THERE AREN'T ANY CANDIES COMING OUT FROM THERE!!!
Lime: *snifles* you don't have to shout at me....
Bloodberry: God.....
Lime: What's God? What's God?
Bloodberry: JUST HUSH!
Lime: *sniffles**sniffles* *sobs*
*Bloodberry finallly pushes the switch on...and the screen on the TV flashes displaying the sticker on the screen*
Lime: Gah! IT's that Mario dude again!!!
*Bloodberry hands one controller to Lime*
Bloodberry: Okay... just hit the buttons....
Lime: Are there...?
Bloodberry: No.... there are not candies coming out from the NES
*Lime sighs and looks at the screen....*
Lime: Press....Start... I can't press the start....
Bloodberry: look for it on the buttons *leaves*
*hours passes Cherry, Bloodberry Otaru and Hanagata are taking supper... they randomly look at Bloodberry's room.... in where Lime was*
Cherry: She hadn't come out to dinner... even thogh i tld her to come...
Otaru: I wonder what's happenning
Hanagata: I'll tell you what's happenning! She started crying because that stupid NES will never compare to the Hanagata Mitsurugi special Game System!! *hysteric laugh**coughs*
Bloodberry: I'll go and check what's up... *Bloodberry stands up and goes right up to Her room*
Bloodberry: Hey Lime... What...
*Bloodberry finds Lime poking the screen*
Lime: Ah! Bloodberry you're back... i've been pressing start for the last 4 hours and it does not seem to start
Bloodberry: Did You tried the controller?
Lime: Huh?
Bloodberry: The controller...
Lime: It's there.... on the bed *grins and keeps poking the TV*
Bloodberry: THE START BUTTON IS ON THE CONTROLLER!!!!!
Lime: Really....? *Lime reaches the controller* Cross.... A, B, Select... oh... here it is.... Start
Bloodberry: You give a headache to anyone... *touches her forehead*
Lime: You said something????????
Bloodberry: Nevermind... it's not important.... *leaves the room... heads back to the dinnertable*
*Everyone stares at Bloodberry as she heads back to the dinnertable*
Otaru: What happenned?
Bloodberry: She spent 4 hours looking the start button...
*Silence.... Dramatic Song plays*
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Okay.... guess that's enough for today... maybe i'll continue tomorrow please don't forget to Read and review if neccessary (I'm gonna win that Bet Aoi!, You'll see how bad is my job!)
Rating: PG
Title: Lime Meets the Nintendo
Disclaimer:I do not own Saber Marionette J, if i had money.... anyways... i do not own any of nintendo's rights.... just took them for a little to bring out this disgusting Fic
Author's Notes: Well.... Lady Aoi... here ya go... the bet is on... i just wait for the results at it...
To the rest of the reader's please just sit and enjoy.... and just review this if you really enjoyed it.... if not... well... then do it as well
"Well.... one more day of peace bounds around the country of Japaness... and closing up to Otaru's apartments in Kasahari's apartments we'll see that the three Marionettes are making those daily chores..."
Lime: AAAWW there's nothing to do! Otaru's at work and the squirrel ran away from me scared.... - Lime's eyes fill with tears.... after that...a loud cry is heard all around
Bloodberry: GAH! STOP THAT RACKET LIME! FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Lime: *stops* God? What's God?
Bloodberry: Ush... I hate when she always demand explanations.... i dunno how can Otaru Bear it
Lime: Whatcha said?????
Cherry: Calm down Lime.... Otaru will be here any minute...
Just in that moment... Otaru rushes in front of the door.... Carrying a sack of lots-o-stuff
Otaru: Hi to Y'all!! I'm Back! Did you all missed me?
Three marionettes in chorus: We did Otaru!
Hanagata rushes out the wall
Hanagata: I Did too!!
Bloodberry: Nobody asked you...
Hanagata: "All" includes me
Bloodberry: Whatever....
Cherry: Hey Hana, i have told you like seven hundred times to use our door!!
Hanagata: That's a Lie
Cherry: Really?
Hanagata: Yes! I've broken the wall 698 times! And you said 700
Otaru: Okay okay.... enough! Behave you two.....
"Lime, wide open eyed looks at Otaru's Lots-o-stuff Bag"
Lime: Otaru!! What's on your Lots-o-stuff Bag????
Otaru: Oh... well.... i was passing through the dump of "oldies of old Earth" and grabbed some of it... i dunno if they still work... but.... HEY!
Lime takes the Lots-o-stuff bag away from Otaru... everyone around.... including Lime, who was in the floor searching for something.
Lime: But... Otaru... this Lots-o-Stuff bag is full of Crappy Things
Everyone was Staring at the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things....Suddenly...Lime's eyes Flashed...
Lime: What's This???????
"Lime took awayfrom the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things a shiny...condom
Lime: What's this!? What's THIS!? Is it a BALLOON??
"Sights were exchanged all around the room... everyone was confused.... no one has ever seen a clear Balloon.... But another Lime scream caught their attention back to the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things
Lime: WOOOOW! What's this!!!??? What's This!?!?!?!?
Lime just brought out a rusty-looking 8 byte nintendo, with the controllers attached to it..
Lime: I Bet it has candies inside!!! You push one of these buttons and....it comes out!
"Lime starts pushing the buttons on the controller with no success"
Cherry: Is it a microwave?
BloodBerry: You're all wrong... it's the mystical, NES... Nintendo Entertainment System
*Silence.... dramatic Song... Hanagata interrupts it bursting out Laughs... everyone Stares at him seriously so they can shut him up**Hanagata clears throat*
Hanagata: That pitiful thing that came out of the Otaru's Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things can't be called an entertainment system... it's nothing compared to Hanagata mitsurugi's Special Game System (You made it Aoi....)
Lime *ignoring Hanagata*: Can i keep this?... i wanna see how much can it entertain me before i break it
*Otaru nods*
Lime: Yay! Yay! I want to get it done right now! Bloodberry you will help me! Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bloodberry: Even if we have the NES.... we can't start it... we need a Catridge...
Lime: Catridge? What's Catridge?
*Hanagata pops out of nowhere *
Hanagata: I'll tell you what it is! It's Crap!
*Blodberry busts awa Hanagata with one bare fist*
Bloodberry: Thanks for your eager desire of helping us... we'll let you know if we care later!!
Lime: Yes... come to see us soon...And say hi to Tiger for me!
BloodBerry: okay.... you go and look in the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things for some quadrangled things... some might have some sticker attached... go and look if there's any
Lime: Ohhhh....... um..... uh.... eh....... okay!
*So... Lime heads back to the living... where the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things was laying and started scrambling around....Nothing seemed familiar to her; Magazines... used lollipops, a coin, a million dollar's bill, some bolts and nuts... canned food...nothing like Bloodberry said looked like a Catridge.... she suddenly found a grayish-quadrangle looking piece of plastic with a sticker of a weird looking man wearing something white and red and spitting out something that looked like a fireball (Remember it, Fans of the NES?)... Lime read the sticker fonts like she was just learning how to read*
Lime: Sup-Super Mario...? What's Super with this guy.....? Hey Bloodberry... i think i found one
Bloodberry: Good.... bring it here!
*Lime left back the Lots-o-stuff bag full of Crappy things and headed back to Bloodberry's room... she has already attached the NES to the TV*
Lime: *gasps* why'd you do that for?
Bloodberry: you have nothing to worry... now... tell me what did you found?
*Lime hands the Catridge to Bloodberry*
Lime: but tell me something... How did you know that this was a NES since you've never been on Earth and...
Bloodberry: You can't get the answer just by asking... i don't know! I guess you'll have to Review the story to get the answer...
Lime: ....oh....
*Bloodberry takes the Catridge and puts it on the NES... Lime Shouts... Bloodberry jumps surprised*
Lime: Don't do that! That way the candies won't come out!
Bloodberry: THERE AREN'T ANY CANDIES COMING OUT FROM THERE!!!
Lime: *snifles* you don't have to shout at me....
Bloodberry: God.....
Lime: What's God? What's God?
Bloodberry: JUST HUSH!
Lime: *sniffles**sniffles* *sobs*
*Bloodberry finallly pushes the switch on...and the screen on the TV flashes displaying the sticker on the screen*
Lime: Gah! IT's that Mario dude again!!!
*Bloodberry hands one controller to Lime*
Bloodberry: Okay... just hit the buttons....
Lime: Are there...?
Bloodberry: No.... there are not candies coming out from the NES
*Lime sighs and looks at the screen....*
Lime: Press....Start... I can't press the start....
Bloodberry: look for it on the buttons *leaves*
*hours passes Cherry, Bloodberry Otaru and Hanagata are taking supper... they randomly look at Bloodberry's room.... in where Lime was*
Cherry: She hadn't come out to dinner... even thogh i tld her to come...
Otaru: I wonder what's happenning
Hanagata: I'll tell you what's happenning! She started crying because that stupid NES will never compare to the Hanagata Mitsurugi special Game System!! *hysteric laugh**coughs*
Bloodberry: I'll go and check what's up... *Bloodberry stands up and goes right up to Her room*
Bloodberry: Hey Lime... What...
*Bloodberry finds Lime poking the screen*
Lime: Ah! Bloodberry you're back... i've been pressing start for the last 4 hours and it does not seem to start
Bloodberry: Did You tried the controller?
Lime: Huh?
Bloodberry: The controller...
Lime: It's there.... on the bed *grins and keeps poking the TV*
Bloodberry: THE START BUTTON IS ON THE CONTROLLER!!!!!
Lime: Really....? *Lime reaches the controller* Cross.... A, B, Select... oh... here it is.... Start
Bloodberry: You give a headache to anyone... *touches her forehead*
Lime: You said something????????
Bloodberry: Nevermind... it's not important.... *leaves the room... heads back to the dinnertable*
*Everyone stares at Bloodberry as she heads back to the dinnertable*
Otaru: What happenned?
Bloodberry: She spent 4 hours looking the start button...
*Silence.... Dramatic Song plays*
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Okay.... guess that's enough for today... maybe i'll continue tomorrow please don't forget to Read and review if neccessary (I'm gonna win that Bet Aoi!, You'll see how bad is my job!)