Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or any of the other senshi.
The plot is an original P.E. SCHNOPKINS work. No stealing
Once upon a time…
There was a man named Haruka Tenoh who had large man boobs A.K.A. moobs. She decided it was time to take this problem to Dr. Phil. Michiru and the other senshi went too. When they arrived Dr. Phil warmly greeted them and asked them to take a sit on the Dr. Phil stage. Dr. Phil then explained to the audience all about Haruka's desire to have her/his man boobs removed.
Dr. Phil: hi
Haruka: ummm hey
Michiru: I want those moobies gone.
Dr. Phil: don't you love his inner beauty more than outer?
Michiru: F you!! You don't understand me!!
Dr. Phil: would you care to explain the problems the "Moobies" are causing your relationship with eachother?
Michiru: yes!
Michiru: They are hairy, sweaty, saggy, and the nipples are purple. She rubs them on me late at night. Ewww.
Haruka: Come on! You know you like it.
Dr. Phil: Do you have any suggestions on how this problem could be solved?
Haruka: yeah CUT DOSS MUTTA FUCKASS OFFF, BEOTCH !!
Dr Phil: HELLLZ NAWWWW BRAWWWW
Usagi: THAT BE WHAT DAT BITCH NEEDZZ A BRA!!
Rei: HELLLLLZ YEAH
Dr. Phil: everyone settle down and stop talking ghetto.
Michiru: OHHHH HELLS TO THE NAW
Haruka jumps from chair and into the audience and begins humping Dr. Phil's wife like a savage WILDABEAST
Michiru snaps pictures with camera phone
Haruka was humping so vigorously that those moobaloobies flew right into the laps of Dr. Phil and Michiru.
Dr. Phil: PROBLEM MOTHER FUCKING SOLVED!! PEACE JAH BLEZZZZZSSS
After they all had wild butt secks. REVIEW OR I SHOOT YO MUTHA FUKIN AZZ.