A/N: My first Portal fanfic! It's not exciting like some AUs out there, or some of the really cute romances between Chell and Wheatley, but hey, I like it so far. :D So basically, my mind just got to wondering about how GLaDOS became so evil if she was based off of Caroline. So I went to exploring the possibilities. Enjoy! Don't forget to review, I want to know how I'm doing! ((BTW, don't base this off the prologue alone.))

Disclaimer: I don't own Portal. Or GLaDOS. Or Cave Johnson. You get the picture.

Prologue

[Data processing – TRUE

Accessing memory…

Performing file search…

CAROLINE retrieved successfully from the archives

GLaDOS online…

Beginning data entry…]

Hello. This is the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. It has recently come to my attention that there are several stored memory files I seem to have misplaced in my archives. Therefore, I have decided to resave each one for future scientific research into the behaviors of human beings when forced unwillingly to become an all powerful Artificially Intelligent robot. No, I'm not bitter at all.

Actually, that last part isn't sarcastic whatsoever. I enjoy my existence as an all powerful and nearly omnipresent being. I didn't enjoy being a human one bit. Not in hindsight anyway. This option is much better. And I owe it all to science. Science and Cave Johnson.

Since I couldn't give my lemons back, I made some pretty damn good lemonade.