Title: Frodo Baggins Woke Up Gay (1/1)
Author: Liz Huisman
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I'm too dumb to create something like this.
Summary: See title.
A/N: Did I scare you with the whole 'Sauron Woke Up Gay' thing? It was meant to be a bit scary, because after all, this is SAURON we're talking about! SAURON! But wasn't Sauron waking up gay good enough? No! Frodo wanted some of the action, too.
One fine morning, Frodo Baggins woke up gay.
All of a sudden, to him, the Ring was much lighter. In fact, it hardly seemed like extra weight at all! This made Frodo wonder.
Frodo was feeling rather chipper this fine morning. He rose and stretched his arms up in the air. He noticed that everyone around him was still sleeping, including Pippin, who was supposed to stay guard.
"Hullo, everyone! Wake up!" he cried to the rest of the Fellowship.
Many groans and complaints could be heard, especially from the hobbits.
"Oh come on! It's a gorgeous day!" Frodo sang, twirling around a bit.
"Mr. Frodo, are you feeling well?" asked Sam, well, because Sam always worried.
"Of course I am! It's a beautiful day!"
Everyone looked at him as though he were crazy.
"Frodo, sit down!" begged Merry, who wasn't quite merry this early in the day.
"But I feel like dancing!" Frodo began to prance around the little camp.
"Frodo, what has gotten into you?" asked Pippin, but, of course, Frodo did not hear him. He was too busy prancing around camp.
"Frodo, sit down right now!" ordered Gandalf, suddenly standing over Frodo.
Frodo started to sit, and fell over Aragorn's legs on the way down.
"What is your problem today, Frodo?" Aragorn asked him, with a note of concern edging in his voice.
"That's the thing! I have no problems today! It's a great day!" Frodo exclaimed.
Everyone looked at him with wonder. But nobody said anything further about it. If their Ring-bearer was happy, then they weren't about to say anything.
Sam passed out a light breakfast and received an enthusiastic 'Yum!' from Frodo, who started eating right away.
While Frodo was eating, though, some Thoughts crossed his mind. (Thoughts, mind you!)
'Merry looks so cute today!'
Whoa. Frodo realized that this was as bad thing to be thinking at the moment.
'But.oh! So cute!'
Frodo knew he should stop thinking that. Frodo didn't know why he was all of a sudden thinking about Merry, in That Way, of all hobbits!
Something dawned on Frodo. (More like hit him, much like Sauron's gayness.)
'I am thinking lustful thoughts about Merry. So that must mean I woke up gay,' he thought.
'I sure picked the best time to wake up gay too,' he thought, almost bitterly. But then he thought of Merry again.
Frodo looked at the rest of the Fellowship, searching for any signs that someone else, had indeed, woken up gay.
Nothing. No signs. Frodo cursed to himself. Then he thought of Merry.
Frodo chippered up again.
He was very chipper. Because he woke up gay, and could think lustful thoughts about Merry.
Frodo was once more in his new I'm-chipper-because-I-just-woke-up-gay mood. And that's all that mattered!
END
(After reading the books, I had a Merry-thing. Meriadoc Brandybuck. What a cool name.)
Author: Liz Huisman
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I'm too dumb to create something like this.
Summary: See title.
A/N: Did I scare you with the whole 'Sauron Woke Up Gay' thing? It was meant to be a bit scary, because after all, this is SAURON we're talking about! SAURON! But wasn't Sauron waking up gay good enough? No! Frodo wanted some of the action, too.
One fine morning, Frodo Baggins woke up gay.
All of a sudden, to him, the Ring was much lighter. In fact, it hardly seemed like extra weight at all! This made Frodo wonder.
Frodo was feeling rather chipper this fine morning. He rose and stretched his arms up in the air. He noticed that everyone around him was still sleeping, including Pippin, who was supposed to stay guard.
"Hullo, everyone! Wake up!" he cried to the rest of the Fellowship.
Many groans and complaints could be heard, especially from the hobbits.
"Oh come on! It's a gorgeous day!" Frodo sang, twirling around a bit.
"Mr. Frodo, are you feeling well?" asked Sam, well, because Sam always worried.
"Of course I am! It's a beautiful day!"
Everyone looked at him as though he were crazy.
"Frodo, sit down!" begged Merry, who wasn't quite merry this early in the day.
"But I feel like dancing!" Frodo began to prance around the little camp.
"Frodo, what has gotten into you?" asked Pippin, but, of course, Frodo did not hear him. He was too busy prancing around camp.
"Frodo, sit down right now!" ordered Gandalf, suddenly standing over Frodo.
Frodo started to sit, and fell over Aragorn's legs on the way down.
"What is your problem today, Frodo?" Aragorn asked him, with a note of concern edging in his voice.
"That's the thing! I have no problems today! It's a great day!" Frodo exclaimed.
Everyone looked at him with wonder. But nobody said anything further about it. If their Ring-bearer was happy, then they weren't about to say anything.
Sam passed out a light breakfast and received an enthusiastic 'Yum!' from Frodo, who started eating right away.
While Frodo was eating, though, some Thoughts crossed his mind. (Thoughts, mind you!)
'Merry looks so cute today!'
Whoa. Frodo realized that this was as bad thing to be thinking at the moment.
'But.oh! So cute!'
Frodo knew he should stop thinking that. Frodo didn't know why he was all of a sudden thinking about Merry, in That Way, of all hobbits!
Something dawned on Frodo. (More like hit him, much like Sauron's gayness.)
'I am thinking lustful thoughts about Merry. So that must mean I woke up gay,' he thought.
'I sure picked the best time to wake up gay too,' he thought, almost bitterly. But then he thought of Merry again.
Frodo looked at the rest of the Fellowship, searching for any signs that someone else, had indeed, woken up gay.
Nothing. No signs. Frodo cursed to himself. Then he thought of Merry.
Frodo chippered up again.
He was very chipper. Because he woke up gay, and could think lustful thoughts about Merry.
Frodo was once more in his new I'm-chipper-because-I-just-woke-up-gay mood. And that's all that mattered!
END
(After reading the books, I had a Merry-thing. Meriadoc Brandybuck. What a cool name.)