Hey guys! Thanks for reading! This a romance fic between Bowser and Ganondorf, so yes it's yaoi. And I must insist if you do not enjoy this sort of thing please do not read it. There you have been warned. As a disclaimer I own none of these characters and I may have borrowed a few ideas from Disney as well. :-P Enjoy! I'm looking forward to your reviews!
Bowser sat alone in his throne room. He rested his hand on his fist and stared blankly at the empty corridor in front of him. He sighed in boredom. Even though he had a way to split the dimensions he wasn't able to see Ganondorf often. Bowser was either out kidnapping Princess Peach or Ganondorf was trying to rule Hyrule. Their evil deeds were getting in the way of their relationship.
Then it struck him.
"Oh… crap." Bowser said. He checked the calender to confirm it. In two days was their 5 year anniversary. "I need to do something for him. Hmm..." Bowser stood up and began to pace the room, "I'm going to need help."
Bowser stopped pace and with a deep roar he shouted "KAMEK! GET MY CLOWN COPTER READY!"
Then with a matter of minutes Bowser was flying through the sky towards the Mushroom Kingdom.
Peach was sitting in her throne room when Bowser crashed through the window.
"Bowser!" Peach squealed. Three Toads ran in front of her to protect her. "You have no business here! Leave this instant!"
"Oh, my dear Princess. I do indeed have business being here!" Bowser shot a fire ball at the Princess' feet forcing the Toads to move.
Bowser ran towards Peach and grabbed her by the waist.
"No!" Peach screamed as Bowser carried her back to his clown copter. Just then the doors to the throne room burst open. Toadsworth ran in followed by the famous brothers, Mario and Luigi.
"Mario! You're too late! The Princess is mine now!" Bowser shouted from the clown copter.
Mario jumped to action and leaped toward Bowser and the Princess, he threw out a fire ball, but it was deflected by the strong winds of the clown copter's propellers. Bowser laughed as he ascended from the throne room. They were soon out of sight.
Back in Dark World, Bowser hopped out of the clown copter, and reached his claw out to the princess to help her down.
"All right. What do you need now?" Peach asked as she jumped down from copter.
"I need your help." Bowser explained as he lead her to the throne room.
"With?"
"Ganondorf and I's 5th anniversary is in two days."
"Aww! Bowser, that's so sweet!" Peach said as she hugged Bowser.
"I know… But I haven't got anything planned." Bowser confessed "I was wondering if you could help me?"
"Of course! But we'll have to hurry. Mario is no doubt on his way to "rescue" me."
"Yeah. By the way, sorry I broke your window. I didn't hurt anyone with my fire did I?"
"Oh no. I think they're all fine, and you've broken many windows in the past. I'm sure that one will be fixed shortly."
Bowser opened the door to his throne room and the two walked inside.
"So what were you wanting to do for the anniversary?" Peach asked.
"I'm honestly not sure." Bowser replied. He ran his claws through his red hair.
"Stop stressing! It'll be fine. I'll talk to Zelda and see what we can come up with."
"Thanks Peach, I really appreciate this."
"Oh it's no problem! You're like my best friend and I love planning stuff like this! Now you go do something evil and I'll get in touch with Zelda!"
"All right. Thanks again, Peach."
Bowser left Peach in the throne room and headed to his bed room.
The day passed and soon, it was the eve of the anniversary.
"Bowser!" Peach shouted as Bowser walked into the throne room. "We've finally got it all planned out!"
"Good!" Bowser said as he ran over to Peach and hugged her. "I really appreciate it."
"Okay, here's how it's going to work. First you're going to get all dressed up. I want you in a tux."
"A tux? Really?" Bowser complained.
"Yes, a tux. This is your anniversary, you're going to look nice for it!" Peach laughed.
"Ugh. All right. Continue. After you're dressed you're going to dance with Ganondorf. We've got the whole thing set up. The music, the location, everything! After that you two are going to jump in the launch star in the room next to the ballroom. That star will take you—"
Peach was interrupted by the throne room doors bursting open. Mario and Luigi jumped in.
"Aww, shit." Bowser and Peach muttered under their breath. After that short second, the two pulled into their respective parts.
"Mario! Help me!' Peach yelled as she snuck behind Bowser and pretended to be in danger.
"Mario! You're efforts are fruitless! You'll never save the princess now!" Bowser roared as he jumped in the air.
Mario ran to attack Bowser as Luigi rushed to the princess.
"Princess are you all right?" Luigi asked.
"Yes, Luigi. I'm fine. I'm just glad you came when you did!"
Bowser then fell down from the ceiling with a powerful thud, barely missing Mario. Mario somersaulted and shot a powerful ball of fire at Bowser. Bowser roared. Even though the fireball tickled he pretended he was in immense pain. Mario then ran to the other side of Bowser and grabbed his tail. Bowser roared and soon Mario was swinging the massive brute around in circles. Mario finally let go and Bowser went soaring out the window.
"Well now I gotta clean up all that glass!" Bowser thought annoyingly as he flew toward the lava. Bowser roared in fake pain as he landed in the lava.
"Oh Mario!" Peach squealed as he ran up to Mario. "Thank you! Let's return to the castle and I'll do something special for you. I'll get the Toads to help me bake a cake!" Peach bent down and kissed Mario on the nose. Mario blushed. Peach then turned to Luigi "And thank you as well, Luigi." She leaned over and kissed his cheek. The three then left Bowser's castle.
Bowser climbed out of the lava as Peach, Mario and Luigi walked by. He sunk back down to avoid detection of the brothers. Peach; however, spotted him. They made eye contact and Peach winked, then looked away as if nothing had happened. Once the three were gone, Bowser finally climbed out of the lava pit and walked back to the throne room.
"Ugh. They really don't need to be so messy." Bowser complained as he looked at the shattered glass all over the floor. He then turned and shouted, "KAMEK! I SUMMON YOU!"
In a burst of cicles, squares, and triangles Kamek appeared.
"Yes your burliness?" He asked.
"Can you clean up this mess, please? The Mario brothers were unnecessarily messy once again."
Kamek swung his wand and the window was instantly fixed. After the window was fixed, Bowser turned to look out of it.
"Uh… Sir. May I say something?" Kamek asked.
"Of course."
"Why don't you just tell the Mario brothers that you're… You know… not a monster. It would make your life a lot easier."
"Kamek, I can't. We've been doing this ever since I was little! Why ruin it? Besides, it would ruin my reputation if the entire Mushroom Kingdom knew I was… ya know, gay. No one would take me seriously. And, I still enjoy being evil every once in awhile. That's in my blood! Bwahaha!"
"Of course, sir. Sorry, sir."
"The Princess is the only one who knows. I intend on keeping it that way. Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm going to my room. My head hurts."
"Yes, sir. Rest well your highness."
Bowser went back to his room, but wasn't able to sleep. Thoughts of Ganondorf kept going through his mind. Never would he think he would find someone as evil as him, and to have him feel the same way about him.
As he thought of their past together, Bowser's mind drifted to Donkey Kong. Because of Donkey Kong, Bowser realized that he was gay. It was because of Donkey Kong talking to him in the shower that Bowser realized his attraction to Ganondorf.
"Heh." Bowser laughed "I owe a lot to Donkey Kong really."
Bowser smiled and thought if it wasn't for Donkey Kong him and Ganondorf wouldn't even be celebrating their anniversary. I'd still be in denial, be nothing but an angry brute. Bowser smiled. He was happy that things have changed.
Bowser woke the next day feeling completely refreshed. As he walked around his room in sleepy daze, it hit him.
"Oh my god! Today's the day!" Bowser jumped up. As he ran around his room, not knowing what to do. Suddenly a flash of purple light filled the room. Bowser looked up and saw Peach on the other side. Peach had ripped the dimensions to communicate with him.
"Bowser. I'll have to be quick. Who knows if anyone's going to come in on me." Peach whispered "I want you to get ready, okay? And then all you have to do is open your bedroom door. The dimensions are already set to lead you to the ballroom. I'll let you know when Ganondorf is ready."
Meanwhile in Hyrule, Ganondorf paced back and forth as Zelda watched.
"Why are you so nervous?" Zelda chuckled.
"I don't really know." Ganondorf admitted. Ganondorf approached the mirror and poured after shave into his hands. He began to rub the aftershave onto his cheeks. "Well… I actually… I do know. I have something I want to do for Bowser when he takes me out to space with that… What did you call it?"
"The launch star." Zelda explained. "What is it you have planned?"
"It's a secret." Ganondorf said as he shot a smile to Zelda. Ganondorf took a deep breath and walked to his door. "I'm ready." Ganondorf then turned the knob as Zelda used the dimension ripper to talk to Peach.
"Hey Peach, Ganondorf is ready. How's Bowser coming along?"
"He's ready as well."
"All right. Tell him he's good to come out."
"Will do!"
The dimensions between Zelda and Peach vanished and Peach turned back to Bowser's dimensional tear.
"Bowser, Ganondorf awaits."
"Oh my god. I'm nervous."
"Why?" Peach giggled.
"I… I dunno." Bowser confessed, he unlike Ganondorf did not have a real reason to be nervous.
"Well you'll be fine. Now, I have to go. And you should too, you're making Ganondorf wait on you."
Suddenly the dimension vanished and Bowser was left alone in his room. Bowser adjusted his necktie, and approached the door. As he turned the door knob he was met with a bright purple light and Bowser was standing on a massive staircase. Ganondorf was opposite him on top of the other staircase. The dimensions behind both of them vanished. Bowser took a deep breath and began to descend the staircase, as Ganondorf did the same. They met in the middle and Bowser grabbed Ganondorf's arm.
"Hey." Ganondorf smiled.
"Hey." Bowser replied. The two made eye contact shortly and smiled.
"I dunno why I'm so… So—" Bowser was interrupted
"Nervous? Right? I feel the same way for some reason." Ganondorf confessed.
"Well at least I'm not the only one." Bowser smiled.
Suddenly soft music began to play. Ganondorf stepped forward and offered his hand to Bowser.
"Shall we?" Ganondorf smiled.
Bowser nodded his head and took his hand.
Ganondorf took Bowser in his arms and the two walked forward to the middle of the ballroom, and began to dance.
The two were lost in each others eyes as they danced. They moved back in forth in rhythm and with each other. Bowser smiled at Ganondorf as he was swept across the dance floor. Bowser noticed Ganondorf was a great dancer. Ganondorf lead them along the dance floor with such power and grace.
"You're really good at dancing." Bowser admitted.
"You're not too bad yourself." Ganondorf smiled.
"Yeah, but... I'm really focusing on moving my feet correctly. God know one wrong move and these massive things could kill you." Bowser laughed.
"Nah, you're fine." Ganondorf assured.
Bowser smiled and moved closer to Bowser, almost resting his head on his shoulder. A strong, sexy smelled filled Bowser's nostrils.
"What are you wearing?" Bowser asked.
"Aftershave… Do you like it?" Ganondorf replied.
"Yeah. It smells really... sexy. I like it a lot."
"Haha. Good. It's my favorite, so I thought I'd wear it for this special occasion." Ganondorf said. The continued to dance, but before they knew it the music ended.
The two stood in silence for a short while, simply staring into each others eyes. Then for the first time in a long while their lips made contact.
Bowser took in a deep breath as they kissed.
The kiss was interrupted by a bright flash from a door to their left.
"Oh, right. The launch star!" Bowser said. "Here, follow me."
Bowser grabbed Ganondorf's hand and lead him to the door. Inside the room was a large golden star with a smaller golden star floating inside. Bowser and Ganondorf jumped into the launch star and then with a slight shake the star prepared to launch them.
Instantly the two were shot through the roof. Ganondorf let out a shout and clasped tighter to Bowser hand. The two soared through the night sky and eventually left the atmosphere. Bowser had no idea where the launch star was taking them, Peach wasn't able to explain everything, but in the distance Bowser saw a small planet with a blue ring around it.
They landed on the planet and looked stared at the small blue cosmic rocks that made up the ring for the planet.
"How are we able to breath?" Ganondorf questioned.
"I don't really know. I was able to do it when I took the princess to the center of the universe. I think it's better to not question it."
"Hmm. Right. Okay." Ganondorf shrugged.
The two sat side by side staring out to the stars.
"I wonder why the girls took us here." Bowser wondered.
"Because… I… I asked them to." Ganondorf said.
"Why?"
"Because… I wanted to do this." Ganondorf stood up and approached the cosmic rocks. He grabbed a handful and closed them in his fist. Purple magic began to emit from his hands.
"What are you—"
A golden light then shot from Ganondorf's hand. As he opened his hand he presented two spiked cuffs made of the cosmic gems. They were a dark blue, and shined like the stars.
"Ganondorf… Those are… Amazing." Bowser approached Ganondorf and took the cuffs from him.
"Bowser, I love you. I've been wanting to do something special for you for a long time. And I figured I'd make you these. They're virtually indestructible so you'll have them forever and you'll always remember this day we shared." Ganondorf said.
Bowser took off his old cuffs and threw them out into space. He took the new ones and placed them around his wrists.
"Whoa… These are powerful." Bowser said as he felt power from the cuffs course through his vains.
"Yeah, they're created from the cosmos and the power of the Triforce." Ganondorf chuckled.
"Wow." Bowser smiled as he examined them on his wrists. "Thanks Ganondorf."
"You're welcome."
Bowser grabbed Ganondorf around the waist, and pulled him into a kiss.
The two kissed passionately as the blue rocks circled around them, and the old cuffs floated off into the never ending void of space.