Dream & EviL: *singing* happy burpday to you... happy burpday, dear
Goku...happy burpday to you!!! *rain starts to pour outside*
Everyone: *sweatdropped*
Dream: Anyway, since I'm currently overloaded with inspiration, I decided to give Goku a fic for his birthday instead...
EviL: *snort* yeah right, you just didn't have any money left, that's all...
Dream: *sweatdrop* well, sort of... *nervous laugh*
My "Nikuman"
By: dream_eater_is_hungry
'I love your touch under my coarse skin. Your touch is so smooth, much like that of silk.
I love your pale complexion that seemed to make you pure, like an angel that descended from heaven.
I love it when I feel your warmth, when I hold you close. Your warmth fills me and gives me energy, just like the sun.
I love how you feel soft under my touch, so delicate and fragile just like porcelain.
I love the way you smell, sweet and delicious...
You're the one I love the most, my precious...' Goku's thoughts trailed off.
'Baka saru!' Sanzo barked, hitting Goku with his infamous fan.
Gojyo and Hakkai laughed. "Baka saru! That's what you get for admiring your beloved nikuman and drooling all over our lunch..." Gojyo teased.
Goku blushed. Yes, he might have been staring at his nikuman, but that wasn't what he was thinking about. He was thinking about his OTHER beloved, the one that always reminds him of...a nikuman, Sanzo...
"Yep," Goku thought while he stared at the monk, admiring his beauty, "he is sooo much like a nikuman..."
Goku smiled at that thought as he took a bite of his nikuman.
Dream: *laughs* how was that?
Goku: *staring at Sanzo* *drools* my nikuman...you look so delicious... how I want to eat you...
Sanzo: *hits Goku with his fan* BAKA SARU!!! *regains composure*I am much more delicious than a nikuman thank you very much...
Goku: *eyes him suspiciously* Oh really? Prove it. Let me taste you. *licks lips in anticipation*
Sanzo: *sighs* Fine, I was hoping to wait until tonight but now's good enough...*drags Goku to another room*
Dream & EviL: *rushes to the keyhole to watch the "action"*
EviL: *whispers* I didn't know Hakkai already lectured Goku about the birds and bees...
Dream: *whispers* he didn't...Gojyo did *smirks*
EviL: *eyes go round* oooh...this is gonna be interesting...
p.s. I hope you guys understood the comparison...
Everyone: *sweatdropped*
Dream: Anyway, since I'm currently overloaded with inspiration, I decided to give Goku a fic for his birthday instead...
EviL: *snort* yeah right, you just didn't have any money left, that's all...
Dream: *sweatdrop* well, sort of... *nervous laugh*
My "Nikuman"
By: dream_eater_is_hungry
'I love your touch under my coarse skin. Your touch is so smooth, much like that of silk.
I love your pale complexion that seemed to make you pure, like an angel that descended from heaven.
I love it when I feel your warmth, when I hold you close. Your warmth fills me and gives me energy, just like the sun.
I love how you feel soft under my touch, so delicate and fragile just like porcelain.
I love the way you smell, sweet and delicious...
You're the one I love the most, my precious...' Goku's thoughts trailed off.
'Baka saru!' Sanzo barked, hitting Goku with his infamous fan.
Gojyo and Hakkai laughed. "Baka saru! That's what you get for admiring your beloved nikuman and drooling all over our lunch..." Gojyo teased.
Goku blushed. Yes, he might have been staring at his nikuman, but that wasn't what he was thinking about. He was thinking about his OTHER beloved, the one that always reminds him of...a nikuman, Sanzo...
"Yep," Goku thought while he stared at the monk, admiring his beauty, "he is sooo much like a nikuman..."
Goku smiled at that thought as he took a bite of his nikuman.
Dream: *laughs* how was that?
Goku: *staring at Sanzo* *drools* my nikuman...you look so delicious... how I want to eat you...
Sanzo: *hits Goku with his fan* BAKA SARU!!! *regains composure*I am much more delicious than a nikuman thank you very much...
Goku: *eyes him suspiciously* Oh really? Prove it. Let me taste you. *licks lips in anticipation*
Sanzo: *sighs* Fine, I was hoping to wait until tonight but now's good enough...*drags Goku to another room*
Dream & EviL: *rushes to the keyhole to watch the "action"*
EviL: *whispers* I didn't know Hakkai already lectured Goku about the birds and bees...
Dream: *whispers* he didn't...Gojyo did *smirks*
EviL: *eyes go round* oooh...this is gonna be interesting...
p.s. I hope you guys understood the comparison...