Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Die Hippie Die 2
Chapter 1: The Great Alliance
One morning in the downtown area of South Park at Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park in the playground a growing group of stoned drum circle hippies are sitting there playing their homemade drums that they are sitting in the middle of the basketball court which the three boys were standing there looking at them in an anguish stare and Stan was holding the basketball under his arm.
"Goddamnit when those you guys started showed up in this town again." Said Kenny which he was mumbling angrily
"Right after that the voters voted for legalization of recreational pot use in the state from this past November election." Said Kyle
"If Cartman see them that he will go fucking crazy." Said Stan
"Goddamned fucking Hippies get the fuck out of my town now I hates your stinky and dirty asses!" Cartman hollers out loudly at them which he was wearing his orange hazmat suit and wearing a tank of fire extinguisher on his back.
"Dude you spoke too soon and speak the devil that he shall appear." Said Kyle
"Hey this is a free country man." Said older male hippie one
"I not am going to argue with your brah." Said Cartman open the extinguisher up which it shot white foam out and it lands on the hippies
"Not cool man" Said the younger hippie male one which the group just got up to run and they saw Officer BarBrady was standing at a car that he is giving a ticket right now.
"Excuse me officer there is a crazy kid is spraying us with fire extinguisher foam which we all wants him to be arrested." Said older hippie woman one
"Can I help you but you have waits your turn to complaint while I finish this speeding ticket up?" Said BarBrady which he was rolling his well hidden eyes behind his officious looking sunglasses that he hates hippies with a passion
"Man you are raping the world for the corporations you greedy totalitarian pig."Said a younger female hippie one which the slightly overweight police chief brushes the senseless insult off by now he was used to it by getting insulted by McDaniels down to every townsfolk over the years.
"That is an enough out of you." Said BarBrady that is when he looks up from his ticket book at that moment which he has a very scowling look to his face now
"Well sir we are complaint about a kid who is terrorizing us right now." Said Younger male hippie two which they saw Cartman walking toward them with his extinguisher ready to fire at that moment then he says "Is that fat crazy ass that coming toward us officer please help us out "
"Nah, I'm still off duty which I going to work at the moment which I pulled this guy over while I'm was heading to work plus you are still breaking federal law buddies now get "Said the reluctant BarBrady who is silently refusing to help them out at all which Cartman smiles evilly.
"Damn BarBrady you got them very good." Said Cartman
"Whatever kid I going to the police station right now but I must get a doughnut and cup of coffee." Said BarBrady while he shrugs his shoulder at him but all sudden his cell phone starts to ring that moment
A half hour later South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which McDaniels was sitting at her desk which she was signing important documents right now all sudden BarBrady came walking in there.
"Mayor, do you want to see me about something."Said BarBrady which he closes the door behind him and went to her that she was still sitting at her desk at that moment
"George comes here now "Said McDaniels which she was wearing her gold framed reading glasses while he walks toward her. Then she says "Let give some alone time which I have no meetings until noon."
"But Martha what happened someone walk in on us. " Said BarBrady which they were kissing each other on the lips
"Well then you better watch me and learn George" Said McDaniels has she is about to push her desk intercom to tell Johnson to lied about her being in a meeting but Cartman came rushing in there at that moment.
"Mayor there is bad news that you need to hear."Said Cartman which he does not care about Mayor and BarBrady's unprofessional behavior that they are showing by blushing their cheeks which they are rosy with great embarrassment
"Kid what the hell are you rabbling about now." Said McDaniels in a very unconcerned sounding voice which she silently despises this young man along with his troublemaking friends who causes great troubles for her
"They are back" Cartman shrieks loudly which it has fear tainted ring to his voice when he spoken to them
"Excuse me, who is back kid?"Said McDaniels while raising her brows with some concern also her hazel blue eyes widen as well too
"I mean goddamned dirty pot smoking hippies mayor." Said Cartman
"Uh oh no this bull shit is not again'" Said McDaniels while rolling her eyes with great disgrace
"Well Martha you know why those potheads are here again because that stupid law was passed by the state's voters this past election." Said BarBrady
"God we are so fucked again kid I did not signed a stupid permit for any of their festivals that I learned the hard way last time." Said McDaniels while silently remembering back to those fading scars that she got on her temples from a certain incident she did to herself. She says "Kid you have my support to get a rid of them for good.
"Yes madam I'm on it as we speak." Said Cartman
To Be Continued
Author's note: This is a sequel to Season 9 's Die Hippie Die which it is my personal favorite and it targets the recent recreational pot use in the States of Colorado and Washington that passed in the last election and silly potheads that is appearing on the local news lately.