I've always wanted to try writing my own fanfic but I never got the time to actually do it, because I was always busy.

Yes, I was too busy being lazy. But then one day, I ran out of Alice doujinshi.

"Huh!? I have exhausted all the Alice doujinshi on the Internet!? Impossiburu! Alice needs more love!"

So I decided to draw my own Alice uke uke doujinshi.

Anyway, following that train of thought, this is the conclusion.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I wracked my brain writing it.

This is going to be an EveryonexAlice story. You have been warned.

"Haa…" Alice sighed as she slumped down on her chair. Her slightly disheveled appearance and worn-out expression on her face were enough to tell that she had just been through a rough day. But then again, every day was like this for Alice. Being everyone's object of affection, although Alice herself finds it flattering, still proved to be quite troublesome at times. Today was no exception.

"Aah, so tired!" She cried out to no one in particular, before bonking her head on the table's surface in front of her. Alice just performed a comical headdesk.

"Those two… I didn't think that by 'searching all over Gensokyo for rare and valuable treasures' they actually meant 'aimlessly wandering all over Gensokyo and challenging everyone on the way to a danmaku fight'. If I had known, then I wouldn't have agreed to come along," she mumbled, face still planted on the table. "Even going as far as Hakugyokurou…"

"Well… it's not like I really had much of a choice. They probably would have just dragged me along with them even if I refused." Alice grimaced as an unpleasant mental image of Marisa and Reimu grabbing both her arms and being literally dragged away against her will popped up in her mind. The high probability of it actually happening was what made it even scarier.

But despite the troubles, she found herself smiling a little. "Although… it was kind of fun," she admitted, recalling the events of the day.

While Alice was preoccupied with her thoughts, she was unprepared for the looming danger that was already creeping up behind her.

Suddenly, two hands reached out from behind, covering her eyes.

"Wah…!?"

"Gueeess who~?"

"Marisa?" She answered without hesitation. It was probably not what the person wanted to hear, because the hands that were covering her face were now digging painfully into her eyes.

"Nope~" Replied the voice in the same singsong fashion.

"Ow, ow, that hurts!" This pain, this sadism, could only mean…

"Y-Yuuka…!?" Alice feared the worst.

"It's been a while, Alice. You seem to be doing well~" Kazami Yuuka greeted her with a smile. It was a sadistic smile that could strike terror in the hearts of both humans and youkai alike.

"Ah y-yes, it certainly has been a while, Yuuka… W-what brings you here?"

"Hmm? Oh my, Alice. Don't tell me you've forgotten?" Yuuka still had that same smile on her face, which only made Alice panic even more, trying to remember just what it is that she'd forgotten.

"Eh? Um…?" Failing to remember, Alice became visibly flustered. The last thing she wanted to do was to incur the wrath of Yuuka. However, she failed to notice the increasing tension building up inside Yuuka as she saw Alice in that state. 'Oh Alice, you're so cute. I just want to eat you up.'

"What day is it today?" Yuuka hinted.

"….!? Ah!" Alice finally remembered, and a chill ran down her spine.

"Didn't you promise to come visit me on my birthday? But you never showed up~"

"….…!"

"Now then, for breaking your promise and making me, Kazami Yuuka, wait all day," Yuuka grabbed Alice by the shoulders and pushed her down so that she remained seated, before sitting on her lap to straddle her, giving her no way to escape, "how should you be punished? Hm, Alice?" Yuuka licked her lips at the delicious sight of a trembling Alice beneath her.

To be continued...?