Ash Loses It by JUU1-2-3

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. This is for your amusement…. And mine… I DON'T OWN IT! Enjoy.

"Prepare for trouble," Ash groaned. He hated Team Rocket's speech. It was soooooo cheesy. "And make it double," didn't they have anything better to do? "To protect the world from devastation," ANYTHING!? " To unite all people in our nation," who wrote this anyway? " To denounce the evils of truth and love," WHO!?! HE MUST KNOW! "To extend our reach to the stars above," that's it, he was gonna puke. "Jessie" " and James" "Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light" HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! " Pikachu, THUNERSHOCK NOW!!" James looked shocked, "but we're not done, it's my line! I want to finish!"

Owari

Short I know. Just something I thought up after I watched a Pokemon ep. I won't be devastated if you don't review.