Me: Hai! I'm still alive! I haven't updated because my computer died. And all my files gone. Forever.

Angie: So what?

Me:Are you angry because it's your birthday?;)

Angie: You didn't get me a new bathtub even though you broke the old one:(

Me: Oh yeah...

I do not own Beylade.

If someone has already published a story like this on here, I do not mean to offend by copying, as I have not been on the fandom in a while.

OMG I SOUNDED SO FORMAL.

1. Break the Fourth Wall

Kyoya had a normal day.

He drank coffee and thought of ways to beat the crap out of Gingka Hagane.

... That was, until some ... People in costumes appeared out of portals and started talking about how he and Gingka would look good together.

And thus, Kyoya did not have a normal day. He also couldn't look at Gingka the same way ever again without puking. He never won a battle with him again.

2. Try to correct said wall by, well, breaking it some more.

Kyoya wanted to go back in time.

He clearly remembered that fateful day, when his life was ruined forever.

There was only one thing he could do.

Act as a pretty English girl and hope for a guy in a blue phone box to come.

Kyoya was pretty messed up.

3. TIME TRAVEL!

Kyoya had a normal day.

He drank coffee and thought of ways to beat the crap out of Gingka Hagane.

...That was, until some people came out of this telephone box and portal saying "... and they said Gingka and Kyoya would look good together!"

Kyoya was never the same again.

Although the other Kyoya found out he had a fetish for cross-dressing.

The world is strange.

4. Two Words: Food. Fight.

The WBBA had a nice cafeteria, with large windows, nice lighting, nice people with burger guns, nice floori-WAIT WHAT.

Tsubasa looked at the doorway and saw the tell-tale red hair.

"GINGKA STOP THIS MADNESS BEFOR-URMMMMMPH!"

"YOU JUST GOT BURGERED,SON!"

"GINGKA!" screamed an annoyed Madoka.

"WHATS 10+9MADOKA!" screamed back an idiotic Gingka.

"19?"

" TTTTTTTWWWWENNNTY OOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

CHAOS.

And burgers. and Mac and Cheese. and Donuts. and Pie. And Cupcakes.

And really fat people. EAT HEALTHY KIDS!

What have I done? O.O

Reviewing is an author's fuel.

Question of the day: If Ekans is snake and Arbok is kobra...what is Muk? =p