Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride, James Patterson does. I also do not own Transformers.. to be honest, I don't really know who does. xD

So you're a 14 year-old (we think) girl. Sitting a couch, watching a movie with her boyfriend. Normal, right? Maybe for you. For me, this felt weird. After years of blood, sweat and tears, I just don't think Fang and I were cut out for watching movies together, like a normal couple. God forbid if we actually started snuggling. It wasn't even a mushy movie. It was Transformers, of all things! And it was... awkward. Not terrible. I just felt like something was off. Maybe I needed to say something witty and cute.

"I would trade you for a Transformer!" I blurted out. Silence greeted me.

Maybe not the right thing to say.

"You would trade me. For a Transformer?"

Well, he didn't sound happy.

"That's what I said, didn't I?"

He leaned over me, flicked the movie on pause and turned back to me.

"So let me get this straight. You would trade me, your boyfriend, the person you've known for pretty much your entire life.. for an electronic device that can turn into a robot?"

"Well, think of it, Fang! You can only cart around your laptop and tell us when we're in danger if someone leaves you a message. A transformer can connect to anything online! It would know if we're in danger like that!" I snapped my fingers for emphasis."The weapons are built in. And really, how hard is it to injure a giant tin can!"

"I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're saying a giant tin can would be more beneficial to our survival than me. Besides, a Transformer has weaknesses."

"Oh yeah?" I challenged, "Like what?"

"They.. rust."

I couldn't help it, a snort escaped. "Rust? RUST? That's the best thing you can think of?"

That glint came into his eyes, the one that told me I was in deep trouble.

"Well, so what if your giant tin can do all that junk. Bet it can't do this half as well as me."

With that, he swooped in, settling his lips over mine. I really don't know where Fang got his smooching skill from.. he's been with what, one red-headed skank in the past 14 years? And yet he kissed like a pro. Not that I have much to compare him with. But he certainly made my heart do the demented flutter thing. And his lips were so soft! I had to find out if he wore lip balm. Then I could steal the brand, and mock him for using it. He deepened the kiss, effectively cutting off all Maximum Ride ramblings. All that was left to concentrate on was the the taste and the feel of his lips.

After what seemed like a zillion years later, we broke apart. He sent me a cocky grin, flicked the movie onto play and dragged me back so we were lying on the couch.

"Bet your Transformer couldn't do that."

We sat there in content silence, munching on our popcorn. I, of course, had to break it.

"I don't know.. I bet Bumblebee has some pretty snazzy moves."

Which of course, just set me up for another round of Fang punishment.

But really, would I have it any other way?

Just a fax style one shot. Transformers being one of my favourite movies of all time! The graphics are just amazing. Never really done anything like this before, so please give me your opinions! Pretty sure this will stay a one-shot, don't really know how much more I could do to make it a story. lol