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Harry Potter Torture Chamber...
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dan cackled. They're Limosuine pulled up in front of Hogwarts.
"WE ARE GONNA ROCK! DJ! CAUSE IT'S MAKING ME FEEL SO RIGHT!" Jen, yelled as she stepped out of the car. What do you get when you hook up An Insane Weirdo Aussie and A Hyper Jackanini American. YOU GET, LOSERS UNITED!
"No actually, you get LUZARS UNITED! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dan said matter-of- factly. They opened the gates to Hogwarts and immedietly got walloped by the tree that bashes people. A.k.a, The whomping willow.
"Ow...god, Lupin's gotta get his priorites sorted. Goin' all crazy so they have to plant a crazy tree here..." Jen muttered, rubbing her head.
"What? Im no tree!" Dan said puzzedley. They stood up and picked up a bag that magically appeared from no where...a.k.a Dan's hair.
"Ok!" Jen said. "You got the feather?"
"Check."
"Scissors?"
"Check."
"Britney Spears tape?"
"Check."
"Conditioner?"
"Check."
"Platform Shoes?"
"CHECK! ALREADY!" Dan put the bag down and rubbed her bruise from where they tree walloped her. "I think we've got everything!"
"You got the Jenny Craig number, Comb and brush, hair dye, liposuction machine, black lingerie, Legolas Greenleaf, fire extingnisher, bottomless hole, garlic and erm...thats about it." Jen ticked off her list. She started walking towards the castle while Dan looked in the bag for everything. She ran to catch up as they opened the castle doors. It was Halloween and nobody was out and about in the castle.
"When are we going to start?" Dan said looking around.
"Riiiiigghhhhhhtttt...about.................now!" And with that they burst into the hall. A tape-player from the middle of No-where (a.k.a, Dan's mouth) appeared and Britney Spears blared out through the speakers.
"OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART! GOT LOST IN THIS GAME!" Britney sung. Dan and Jen had on ear-muffs but everybody was screaming and pawing at thier ears. Jen raised her hands and the music went off.
"I SAID! WE ARE THE LUZARS UNITED DONT HATE OR KILL OR WHINE! WE'VE SUMMONED UP TOGETHER AND OUR NAMES ARE UNDEFINED! WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH A LOT, AND CRY A LOT AND SMILE! AND WATCH OUT FOR DAN! SHE'LL BE HERE FOR A WHILE! *grins* AND IN CLOSING TO THIS BORING SONG...LA LA LA LA LA! WE'LL BE HERE LIKE IT OR NOT SO BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" The nong-nong's cheered, somehow turning it into a danze like the one from Bring it On.
"EVERYBODY! LINE UP, AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSES!" Dan screamed.
"Uh oh." came a distinct mutter from Harry.
"Shut up, foureyes." Jen snapped.
Harry Potter Torture Chamber...
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dan cackled. They're Limosuine pulled up in front of Hogwarts.
"WE ARE GONNA ROCK! DJ! CAUSE IT'S MAKING ME FEEL SO RIGHT!" Jen, yelled as she stepped out of the car. What do you get when you hook up An Insane Weirdo Aussie and A Hyper Jackanini American. YOU GET, LOSERS UNITED!
"No actually, you get LUZARS UNITED! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dan said matter-of- factly. They opened the gates to Hogwarts and immedietly got walloped by the tree that bashes people. A.k.a, The whomping willow.
"Ow...god, Lupin's gotta get his priorites sorted. Goin' all crazy so they have to plant a crazy tree here..." Jen muttered, rubbing her head.
"What? Im no tree!" Dan said puzzedley. They stood up and picked up a bag that magically appeared from no where...a.k.a Dan's hair.
"Ok!" Jen said. "You got the feather?"
"Check."
"Scissors?"
"Check."
"Britney Spears tape?"
"Check."
"Conditioner?"
"Check."
"Platform Shoes?"
"CHECK! ALREADY!" Dan put the bag down and rubbed her bruise from where they tree walloped her. "I think we've got everything!"
"You got the Jenny Craig number, Comb and brush, hair dye, liposuction machine, black lingerie, Legolas Greenleaf, fire extingnisher, bottomless hole, garlic and erm...thats about it." Jen ticked off her list. She started walking towards the castle while Dan looked in the bag for everything. She ran to catch up as they opened the castle doors. It was Halloween and nobody was out and about in the castle.
"When are we going to start?" Dan said looking around.
"Riiiiigghhhhhhtttt...about.................now!" And with that they burst into the hall. A tape-player from the middle of No-where (a.k.a, Dan's mouth) appeared and Britney Spears blared out through the speakers.
"OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART! GOT LOST IN THIS GAME!" Britney sung. Dan and Jen had on ear-muffs but everybody was screaming and pawing at thier ears. Jen raised her hands and the music went off.
"I SAID! WE ARE THE LUZARS UNITED DONT HATE OR KILL OR WHINE! WE'VE SUMMONED UP TOGETHER AND OUR NAMES ARE UNDEFINED! WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH A LOT, AND CRY A LOT AND SMILE! AND WATCH OUT FOR DAN! SHE'LL BE HERE FOR A WHILE! *grins* AND IN CLOSING TO THIS BORING SONG...LA LA LA LA LA! WE'LL BE HERE LIKE IT OR NOT SO BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" The nong-nong's cheered, somehow turning it into a danze like the one from Bring it On.
"EVERYBODY! LINE UP, AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSES!" Dan screamed.
"Uh oh." came a distinct mutter from Harry.
"Shut up, foureyes." Jen snapped.