This happens to all of us. Right? So I was just sitting around wondering what to do with myself and then all the sudden I come up with a new idea for a new story. So I'm like MUST GET TO COMPUTER! But I know what you're thinking...Why are you telling me this? I just came here to read your story! So here it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked or any of the characters in it.

1 First class OzDust Ballroon

1 green girl in a hideous hat

1 Blonde perfect pretty popular girl

2 boxes of Shiz Students

1 team of professional dance instructors (Oz knows what those kids would look like without dance teachers)

1 Training wand (used to protect from Elphaba in case she gets mad)

100,000,000,000,000 Pink Sparkles

1 Creepy Munchkin Stalker named Biq (to use as a human as a human shield in case Elphaba gets mad and the training wand won't turn on)

1 hot Vinkun Prince (if availble)


Result: A Perfect Pink Party

Alright I know what you're thinking. That was probably the stupidest story you've every read. Please take time to R&R There's a lovely review button calling your name.