"Ichigo you should tell him."Renji said in a hushed voice

"…"

"ichigo."

"…."

"Ichigo!" he said a bit louder

"…no." He replied without looking from his paper

"But come on he's right there, why don't you just say hello?"

"Again no I can't take my chances with him, you know that." sighing he turned to look at his crush Grimmjow Jajuerjaques the hottest and most popular guy in school and the school's most infamous play boy. He was known to fuck anyone that confessed to him and then come morning he leaves without saying a word so all together he was just class A asshole. But he is a sexy asshole that made him want to melt into his seat if his deep blue eyes just glance at him even once.

"I know I know the big bad kitty will leave ya high and dry when come morning even if ya did get up the nerve to tell him how ya feel but at least you got to say what you wanted right?"

"No not right ya dumb pineapple it will mean that I'm just one of the bitches he fucked over the counter with so why the fuck should I tell him?"

"To get it out the way?" He said shrugging

"Have you even confessed seriously to someone before?" Glaring back at the dumbass he calls a friend

"Yeah." He said simply

"Byakuya doesn't count because he confessed to you first!" Now yelling in a hushed voice at him

"He does to count it took me a lot of nerve to say somethin' to him!"

"Whatever man." He says dismissively

"But seriously dude you can at least say hello to the guy."

"Renji for the final time no! Now leave me be so I can at least finish this before the bell rings." looking back to his math worksheet.

"Fine but don't say anything when he finds some other poor bimbo to fuck and leaves you to be that lonely old cat lady that you oh so meant to be" he said teasingly

"Who the fuck are you calling bimbo, Elmo! Last time I checked you were the one screaming as Byakuya fucked you sideways!"

"Well at least I'm getting fucked-oh wait I forgot no one popped lil ichi's ass cherry yet have they!" He laughed when he saw that Ichigo turn all shades of red that could put his name to shame. It was true he was still a virgin front and back. But he just didn't have the time or patients just to get rid of it he had chances with a few people and was close to losing it with this one chick named Orihime but when he went up to swing, bat ready in hand and everything. He pretty much lost his nerve when she started taking off her clothes and then the most horrifying thing happened… she took of-her panties! Ugh! After that he never felt more disgusted in his whole entire life. And as much figured and without being told he found out he was gay as a shiny new Christmas tree.

"Shut up asshole you knew I was close to losing it several times!" He said angrily

"Key word 'close' to losing it!"

"Ok boys don't you think your delightful interlude should come to an end?" looking up they both saw their teacher smiling behind his famous fan, with amusement gleaming through his visage.

"Sorry Urahara sensei…" Ichigo said in complete and utter embarrassment as he saw that everyone including Grimjow was staring at him and Renji

"Yeah sorry teach' " Red head said while rubbing the back of his neck

"All is forgiven but both of you have to figure out the problems on the board for rest of the class." His smiled widened when both of his precious students groaned.


Grimjow just couldn't get over the delicious strawberry in his class; this doesn't mean that he's obsessive or anything but he couldn't get over the obvious attraction they shared when they cross glances at each other and the clear want in the other's eyes when they do meet. It's not like the normal want he sees in people around him share when they look at him. Those kid's eyes gave him another feeling that left warmth in the pit of his stomach

"Grimmy-kun!"

He turned around but he didn't have enough time as two ginormous meat sacks smothered him then it was pulled away he looked to see Nel getting held back by Nnoitra

"Oh hey Nel…pirate,"

"Smerf." Both glared heatedly at each

"Now, now both of you, you promise to behave for me didn't you?" smiling lovingly at both of her important men in her life. At this they gave one final glare and tsked at each other's presence

"Whatever the big ol'kitty won't do anything anyway." Nnoitra grinned when the other man obviously gotten irked by the comment

"Shut up if it wasn't for me you and Nel would never have gotten together!" He growled at the lanky man standing next to his sister

Well that was half true if it wasn't for the fact that he accidently pushed the stupid eye patch wearing bastard into Nel they wouldn't have kissed and they wouldn't have been together today end of story.

"Che yeah right,"

Nel giggled at her boyfriend's and Brothers constant squabble as they walk down the hall together to their next class.


"Mmm…almost there." Ichigo panted as more sweat dripped from his brow.

"Ah!" breathe hitching ever so slightly as his muscles clenched and strained at the applied weight.

"Renji Help!" he rasped out

"And why would I do that huh berry?" he said looking up from his comic

"Because unfortunately you're my roommate asshole," Ichigo practically yelled as he felt his knees and calves give into the weight of the bookcase

"Awww…do I have to?" he said pouting but the glare that his friend gave told him his answer. Renji glanced down back to the comic in his hand. He was bout' to get to the best part too! Sighing, in what seemed to be disappointment, put his comic down to help Ichigo with the bookcase that somehow fell over.

"Thanks for finally helping you ass you've seen me struggling for past ten minutes." Ichigo said while wiping the imaginary dust from his pants and clothing.

"Well I just got to the best part you know? So you know how important it is for me to read it." He saying it like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Ichigo just stared at his best friend in what seemed to be amazement.

"Ok man whatever anyway can you help me clean this up?" Gesturing to all the fallen books that were from the case,

"Sure I'm already up anyway," shrugging his shoulders he started picking up books along with his roomie slowly getting the task down

"So have you thought about it yet?"

"Thought bout' what?"

"What ya gonna do with the jolly blue elf."

"Renji we already talked about this, he's not going to accept me for long term relationship so why should I even bother?"

"Come on! You practically been stalking him since 9th grade year!"

"No I haven't!"

"Yes you've have!"

"No I haven't!"

"Well you want me prove that you've been stalking him,"

"Go right ahead Renji since you think you're the brains of this outfit,"

"What's Grimmjow's favorite color?"

"Darkish blue green,"

"What's his favorite food?"

"Steak medium rare with fresh garden salad on the side,"

"And what hand does he use to masturbate with?"

"His left,"

"Check and mate have any more complaints?"

"…."

"I thought so."

"Ok maybe I went a little too far with my feelings for him but it doesn't mean I'm a stalker."

"If you know all that and you've never talked to him then you're a stalker." Renji grinned knowing he'd won

"Whatever…"

"Yeah, yeah." Renji said rolling his eyes

Renji continued picking up the mess Ichigo caused and deciding, after they were done they should grab quick bite to eat before the cafeteria closes, since it was getting pretty late anyway.


I know the ending is crappy but at least I finally finish before the summer started I wanted to post this up at least last month but got lazy I'm not even putting an excuse to it, I was lazy to revise even though I know my grammar sucks, anyway thanks for reading the first chap everyone

Plez review and stuff I really want to get some feedback how the story is.

Vanilla icekitten out~ :3