The Night Before Christmas
A Yogscast Christmas Poem
By Havalubee
'Twas the night before Christmas
When all throughout the houses
No Testificates were stirring,
Not even their spouses.
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Even the restless mobs
Didn't go and start a fight
For each one of them clearly knew
That tonight was Christmas night.
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Their stockings were hung
O'er the chimneys with care,
For they knew that ol' Honey Claus
Would soon be there.
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The babbies were nestled
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Jaffas
Danced in their heads.
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But a strange, dark shadow
Was cast o'er the town
And Honey Claus looked up
At the Moon with a frown.
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From his workshop he felt
Someone run past with a smirk
But little did he know
That Israphel was at work.
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Hidden in shadows
And silently he stole
The Jaffas, the diamonds
And even the coal.
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It was up to the heroes
The spaceman and Dwarf,
To reclaim those presents
And unsheathe their swords.
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Miles they traveled
All night did they run,
And how weary they stood
When the fight first begun.
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He let loose the first volley
And arrows did fly
Past Xephos and Honeydew
In the blink of an eye.
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Drawing out diamond sword,
And diamond pick followed,
The spaceman and Dwarf
Charged the fell shadow.
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Arrows flew by
All swords were then swung
With clashes and sparks
The last fight had begun.
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In the end they stood tall
In the end they had won
"We've reclaimed the presents,"
Honeydew said with a yawn.
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But Israphel escaped
The scoundrel had fled
To come another dreadful day
He was definitely not dead.
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But catching Israphel could wait
The presents were back
And the heroes slept soundly
After Honeydew's snack.
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So Happy Christmas, my friends!
From all the Yogscast!
Wishing you a great holiday
And a new year at last!
A/N: Merry late Christmas, everyone! Have a great New Year! :)
(There was supposed to be a story for this, but finals. It wasn't that great anyways.)
Cover Page by Notason89.
Havs, out!