Jeez, I needed this cigarette.

Double Math, followed by Social History. What's that supposed to do for me? So I know how to work out the ratio of Settlers to Indians in 1850 - so what?

There's nothing here that does anything for ME! No sports worth mentioning, no no time to learn anything useful, nothing! All they are interested in is keeping us down, keeping us in line, collecting their pay checks and making sure we don't write on the walls or bring beer or smokes onto campus.

Well here's one for y'all - a nice long smoke, columbian style.

And if any of you lecturers can find out where I gets 'em from, then my name's not Richie Vernon!