Once upon a time, there was a man named Argus Filch, now this man loved his cat, Mrs Norris very much, They had sex at least three times a day. But as the days months went by, he realised he wasn't getting as much sexual satisfaction from her, so he decided to go on a hunt, for more suitable candidates. He walked out of his sex chamber, across the grounds, and towards the forbidden forest. But as he passed Hagrids hut, he realised that Hagrid had gone out, but left fang behind. Filch thought it'd be a great idea, to see if fang was a good candidate. So he went to open the door, but realised it was locked, since filch was a squib, he couldn't use magic, so he did the only thing he could think of. He stuck his wang through the letterbox, and enjoyed the feeling of fangs frantic, wet strokes. Now filch thought fang would be great for the job, but he realised that he couldn't wait for Hagrid to go out, everytime he wanted a good licking. So he sighed and moved on into the forest, he was walking around for a very long time, before he came across Firenze and Aragog, Fucking hard in a clearing, filch became extremely excited by this, and ran over as fast as he could, removed his pants, and jammed his dick into Firenzes arse. the fucking became more heated, and Aragogs legs were everywhere, and thats when filch came so hard, he actually had a heart attack and died. And that's why folks, you should always stick to pussy. The end.