They took his candy. They painted him pink. All that they had in their minds was red mist. They pushed him over, they laughed at him. All that they were were just so fucking pissed.
They were on his list.
"All right guys, its feasting time." The bullies were about to dig into their heist food.
"Hello!" booms Stewie with his hands behind his back.
"Oh look, it's duck boy and pink panther!" the bullies collectively chuckle.
"Yes..." Stewie confirms.
Stewie reveals a spud gun from behind his back.
"it's duck boy." Stewie remarks. The spud gun could fit three potatoes, and it was powered by gunpowder. Stewie shoots the first two at the backups, knocking them out, leaving the ringleader.
"You messed with the wrong gang, duck." The ringleader states as he walks with long strides to Stewie. He wasn't going to reach him in time before the next shot.
"You messed with the wrong baby, bitch." He oh-so-very-coldy replies with his usual amount of sass. Stewie shoots the ringleader. At this point, it's point blank. He has blood all over his face and he is out cold.
"I'm not done with you three, you fucks." Stewie whispers.
"Bri, make up some excuse for Lois because I won't be home for dinner. I'll phone you when i'm finished."
"Yeah sure, but can I do something quickly?" Brian questions. Stewie just moves away, signalling a yes. Brian kicks the ringleader on the side of the head. He then urinates on him.
"That ain't pink is it you scrawny chicken fucks!? Now you're mine!" Brian screams.
"The fuck Brian?!" Stewie cries.
"Sorry, it's a dog thing."
"I know that! You piss on high places not peop-urgh... whatever. Just make an excuse for Lois and the fat man."
"Yeah, i'm finished with 'em, sure." Brian leaves Stewie to do his thing. Stewie gets out latex gloves, puts them on, gets some rope, ties the three boys together, gets a plastic bag, pokes some holes in the bag, puts the boys in the bag, ties up the bag, and drags the bag with him to his destination.
"They are gonna get what they deserve." he thinks to himself.
To be continued