Hermione took the pies out the oven and disapparated to the Burrow. With her out of sight, Fred and George crept into her kitchen.
"Hope this new charm works," Fred commented as he tapped the pies with his wand.
"Guess we'll see when she comes back," George replied.
The twins stuffed their wands back into their robes and disapparated back to the Burrow.
"Hey Harry, what are you doing with dad's gomuter?" Ron asked as he walked in on Harry.
"It's called a computer Ronald," Hermione's bossy voice came over his shoulder.
"Where's the pie Hermion? I'm hungry!"
"Uh…let me go get them…" Hermione disapparated.
"Awww…I'm hungry, but anyways Harry what are you doing? What are the mushrooms for?"
"Some game. I'm killing them."
Ron walked over to get a closer look, but tripped and his wand went flying and hit the new computer.
"SORRY HARRY!" Ron yelled.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" was all that was heard from Harry.
"What did my wand do?" Rom looked around and saw the rapidly multiplying mushrooms humping Harry.
"Sorry mate," and Ron collapsed in a fit of laughter. Just then Hermione appeared.
"Harry—RON WHAT HAPPENED?"
"My wand hit the computer…and…yeah."
"Well then, Finite Incantatem!"
"Thanks"
"Harry our pies…they…they're tampered with…someone put a spell on them so they're not having sex," Hermione was frantically staring at her pies. Thankfully Luna arrived and provided a distraction.
"Where's George?" she asked.
"Oh I dunno…in the kitchen switching food around probably," Ron replied.
"No you idiot, not your brother! GEORGE THE VAMPIRE TAMPON!!!"
"Uhh…" Ron looked around and hastily decided to change the subject.
"So, where's Ginny? I think she said that she was coming!"
"I have no clue. She's been quite busy lately."
"Draco, you need t—FTW?" Lucius Malfoy walked into Draco's bedroom to remind him of some work that needed to be done, but was greeted by the sight of Ginny Weasley sitting on top of his son in bed. He shook his head and quickly walked out of the room.