"Hey, listen here, Sammy! There's an on-line poll I just gotta take.
Question 1:- Is Sam Winchester a big girl?
Oh, Yeah!" the older Winchester nodded gleefully.
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"Dean!"
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"No.2:- Does Sam Winchester cry during sex? Gotta tick yes here too, bro."
"Dean!.!"
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"This last one's really good, dude. Does Sam Winchester wear pink bed-socks patterned with cute little moose?
No doubts there. Yes for number three."
"Dean!.!.!"
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"What, Sam? Did I tick the wrong answers?" Dean asked, an innocent expression on his features as he studied his brother's epic bitch-face.
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"Does your 'poll' ask what Sam Winchester's gonna do to his brother if he doesn't shut up, Dean?"
"Uh, no."
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"Well you should add it on.
Will Sam Winchester strangle his brother or kick his scrawny ass around the bunker?
Which box do you wanna tick, Dean?" Sam said, a threatening expression on his usually calm features.
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"I'll leave you the choice Sammy. Bring it on," Dean teased, "but you wanna take off those cute little socks first!"
"Dean!.!.!.!"