Peters sexuality (Peter Griffin becomes gay)
Chapter 1
Its about 9:30 P.M. and everyone's in bed, but Peter and Louis(There doing a little something something haha if you no what I mean)
" Dammit Peter your killing me here"
" Well sorry Lois maybe if you were better in bed and knew what you were doing then we wouldn't be in this mess"
" It's not my fault your fat Peter"
" What? Did you just call me fat?"
" Know I didn't call you fat, I said it's not my fault your fat'
" Um yea well same thing Lois, you still called me fat"
" Oh who cares peter let's just get back to what we were doing"
" No Lois you called me fat"
" Ohh my god Peter, stop being a baby and take it like a man"
" Oh what now your saying I am a sissy?"
" For the love of god peter!"
" No Lois no! Maybe I should just become gay if I am such a sissy, would you like that Lois would you?"
Lois laughs out loud.
" Haha you become gay, good one Peter you would never become gay you like boob's to much"
" Well maybe I don't Lois, maybe I like men"
" Ohh please Peter if you had women boobs you would probably be playing with them all the time"
" No Lois I don't know what your talking about! Maybe I like man boobies"
Lois laughs out loud again
" Haha peter you know I am right"
" ohh first you call me fat, then a sissy and now you saying your smarter then me?"
" What? I never said I was smarter then you"
"Oh sure you didn't Lois, screw this I am going to bed! Or am I to fat for the bed to?"
"Ohh shut up Peter"
" No you shut up little miss I am better then you Peter"
Stewie yells from his bedroom which is right beside Lois and peter's room.
" Yo fat man and Lois shut the hell up" then Peter and Lois finally fell a sleep, and the next day had arrived. Stewie gets out of his crib and walks down the stairs and see's Brian on the couch watching t.v"
" Wow Brian you look like crap, were you up all night licking your so called Manley hood"
"What the hell Stewie! Know I was up most the night because Lois and Peter were fighting like crazy."
" What did the fat man mistaken his fat for Lois?"
" Know they were up all night fighting over something stupid because Peter thought Lois said he was gay"
" I knew it!"
" Knew what?"
" That the fat man was gay"
" He's not gay Stewie, he just thought Lois said he was gay but she didn't say he was gay"
" Well of course your going to stick up for Lois because you love her and wanna bang her"
" Shut up Stewie" as Brian and Stewie were fighting Peter and Lois came down the stairs.
" Ohh well look who it is Lois and the fat man! Or should I say the gay fat man" Stewie jumps off the couch and run's upstairs thinking of another way to kill Lois."haha Lois will never survive the Stewie powerful shark weapon" Stewie run's down the stairs and miss's the 4th step and tumbles the rest the way down the stairs" Dam that hurt, now to kill Lois" Lois here's the big bang from Stewie falling down the stairs.
"Stewie what was that?
" Nutting Lois I was just pretending to fall"
" OK hunny, just be careful" Stewie say's under his breath "yea! Yea!. Shut the hell up Lois, soon you will be dead" as Stewie laughs his evil laugh. Muahhahaha! Stewie run's in the kitchen where Lois is and hides on her where she won't see him behind a desk. As he shoots his famous
Stewie powerful shark weapon, "haha victory shell be aww dammit, not again Lois damn you" as Lois moves away as she see's some long pointy thing that looks painful fly's beside the side of her face, as she has know idea what's going on.
" What the hell was that" as she see's Stewie running past her and up the stairs, and in his room.
"Dammit! It didn't work again, I will kill her if it's the last thing I do." Meg comes down the stair's and in to the living room where Brain is watching t.v.
" Hey Brian what is going on I herd mom scream, "What the hell was that", are we being attacked?"
" Know dummy It was just Stewie trying to kill Louis again"
"Oh ok then"
Chapter 2