STOP BUGGING ME
WOW: tick. Drama Queen? Dean? Surely not.
Disclaimer: I don't own them
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"Sam, I need help. I can feel it on the back of my neck but I can't see it."
"What?"
"A tick or something; I can feel it nibbling on me. I don't wanna catch that disease – you know, myxamotosis or whatever it is - that disease you get from ticks."
"Uh, okay, let me see."
*rummage*
"It's not a tick, it's just a stray ladybug that probably got caught in your hair. I think you're safe from … myxamotosis."
"Well, get rid of it. I could still catch something. Those things get everywhere."
"Right. Because ladybugitis is such a public health issue right now."
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