Hello a welcome to my new fanfic this is … er…well you'll see!
Disclaimer: I Lillith don't own Shaman king or any o he xmas carols featured in this fic!
This is officially a yohannahana fic but will have other characters as well. Join me and Funbari inn on a count down to Christmas and then New Year!!
Staring:
Me or as you know me Lilly
Hao Asakura
Anna Asakura (kyouyama)
Yoh Asakura
And
Hana Asakura
Lets begin…….
Shaman kind a Christmas Carol…..
Chapter one: Oracle Bells
Ding dong.
Anna opens the door to find Hao Asakura grinning at her and me standing beside him.
"oh no! more people !!! She exclaims with 3 year old Hana in her arms.
Suddenly every one appears behind her and I say :
"OH! Jingle bells Christmas spells
Oracle bells are gay!
At Funbari inn we'll have some fun and then go out to pla-ay!
Jingle bells Horo smells!
Oracle bells ARE gay!!
We're out side now still having fun and riding on a sla-ay!
Dashing through the snow
On a ghost powered slay
What fun it is to sit on Ren and drive them all away! hey!"
After this Hao began to sing while every one is on a slay!!
"Jingle fire Christmas tire!
Lalalala booo!
I'm tanning all these ghosties hides!
And will eat then all soo-oon!"
Which caused scandalized looks from old ladies on the street not to mention the ghosts.
"Pringle hells Shaman shells
(shes right) oracle bells ARE gay!!!
Later today I'll make them all say
Oh Hao do you want to play!!"
Every thing is quite for a while as they wait for some one to say the next verse, Hao looks ready to burst in to song when Anna pulls his hair nearly causing him to falls off the slay. Faust starts to sing
"Rise Eliza Riise!
Ma-ake them all pay!
Here's a syringe
Now make them cringe
Until they all say…"
Every one looks at him like this O.o .
When some one says
"I WANT TURKEY!!"
Every one looks at Spirit of fire like this O.O
Hao says " later SOPhie!"
Anna says "Sophie?"
And I say " long story!"
Horo Horo breaks into the conversation.
"as we were saying!
Jingle bells Hao smells
Anna laid and egg!"
Anna: hey!
Yoh: hay!!
Horo: "Out popped Hana
And then there was drama
And yohmei drank a ke-eg!!!"
Hana pops in between Anna and Yoh.
Yohmei burps.
Manta begins to sing.
"Jingle bells jingle bells
Kino is a drag!
Hana ran around my head
Anna gave me a sla-ap!
Tinker bells Twinkle bells
Lilly and Ren are big jerks!"
I say " hey!!"
Ren says " grr!'
and manta continues
"Yoh and Anna
Tamao and Hana
Puh-lese don't sit on mee!
Horo's being a goof
Pirika a flirt!
Jun please don't do that again and
Ryu close your shirt!"
SOF: TURKEY!!!
Every one says " LATER!"
Hao says " and now to finish time
We'll sing one last line!"
and every one sings
"Jingle bells jingle bells
ORACLE BELLS ARE GAY!!
We're all here
And Funbari
Come visit us some day!!!"
Thankyou ! you have been a wonder full and patient audience!
Feel free to flame!! I know it was a piece of crap!!
If you would like to be part of the Christmas carol at Funbari please leave a name and a little about your appearance. So I can describe you!
Idea and carols you want me to use are welcome !
Just read and review!!
I will update if I get more then 3-4 review if all goes well bye Thursday or earlier!!
Dewa mata!! (not really metaphorically!!)
REVIEW PEOPLE! Cuz if you don't I will send evill marshmallow bunnies after you!!
P.s i ain't Christian so... er yeah just wanted to say that!