AN – Hallo people who may of stumbled across this! At the moment I have a fractured sacrum and I have been very VERY bored, I have been watching DVD Box Sets available to be in my home which for the last two days has consisted mostly of Doctor Who and House! Two shows of which I love and love reading cross overs for! Now, I've never written any doctor Fan fics... or House fan fics... Or too be perfectly honest... fanfics! As such if you are kind enough to drop in and give this little baby a read, I would very much appreciate any tips, hints.. Anything people that could give me a little helping hand into the land that is fan fiction. I'm an avid reader of many lovely people on this site and couldn't even dream of writing that good – But I'm giving it a shot. Also I tend to skip over spelling mistake or silly little mistakes so point any out for me :)

Also... Sorry if some parts of this don't make sense... I'm on a crap load of pain killers *Grin*

Oh... And Unfortunately I do not own any one from House... or from Dr Who... I do however own Christmas.... Or At least I wish I did... That would be awesome...

But yeah... No these arn't my guys – If they where it would be pointless for me to be posting it on Ff wouldn't it!

Smith and... Kutner!

Mr Smith wasn't exactly a huge fan of hospitals, they tended to lead to annoying questions and they were full of annoying deadly substances... such as Aspirin. He also really had to avoid people trying to take his temperature... as that was also complicated, trying to tell a doctor that your average body temperature was 21 degrees lower that what they expected it to be? Its generally very difficult. Sometimes he wondered why Doctors had to be so stubborn. So far however he had actually managed to utterly avoid any of the things that could have amounted to him being locked up in some secret lab for testing. And it hadn't even really taken much effort, he'd simply walked into the free clinic and sat down and had been in the same spot for several hours now, as had several people around him... Mr Smith was unsure if this was a good thing about Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital or not.

He decided to put it out of his mind for now and reclined on the blatantly uncomfortable chairs and decided to pay more attention to the people around him, that was after all the reason why he had turned up. He was starting to tally the amount of people who were pretty much getting a static shock every time they even stepped near something vaguely metal. He couldn't help but grin.

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It was pretty early in the day, even for Kutner really. But he wanted to get in first, he had too, it was the only way he could enact his plan. The box in his arms wasn't exactly skilfully hidden. It wasn't really necessary this early on, he was however too excited about his plans to actually watch where he was going, before he actually realised what was going on he was on his face flat on the ground, tinsel and Christmas baubles running wild away from the box as he glared at them as if it was all their fault. The glare however didn't really last long and he jumped back up to his feet in order to start hunting down the run-a-way baubles. Nothing could affect Kutners Christmas cheer! It was a force to be reckoned with.

So much that he hadn't actually bothered to look and see what he had knocked him over until the source had practically flung himself from the chair and too his side. The lanky scrawny man was grinning at him wildly and glancing around for the Christmas decorations, Kutner couldn't help but join in – this type of enthusiasm was quite rare when you worked for one Dr Gregory House. It was even rarer in the clinic.

"Ever so sorry about that there, I was off in my own little world. I do that a lot you know... Go off into my own little worlds. Gotta love your own little worlds."

Kutner grinned back before reaching down to start putting decorations back into his box. Having a little trouble with the baubles, his need to rush now mixed with his interest in the man stood in front of him.

"The clinic isn't that amazing that I imagine getting into your own world is probably necessary... Damned Christmas balls..."

The stranger was still smiling at that and had actually started to help with the round up of scattered Christmas decorations. Studying the baubles as he popped them into the box, he hadn't realised it was Christmas – but then his internal clock was never very good when it came to Christmas. It was doubly disconcerting considering he had just come from one Christmas disaster, having two Christmases so close together surely could only be a good thing.... right? Never the less, the happy guys cheer was rubbing off on the Doctor. Not that the man needed MORE enthusiasm!

"I love Christmas, it's the best time of the year... no matter how many times the world tries to end or something similar seems to happen – it's still... well.. brilliant!"

He eyed the Christmas balls with a little bit of scepticism, trying to work out if they were likely to explode or be able to act on their own... or even under the guidance of people of the malicious kind... It was Christmas after all.

Kutner got the rest of the decorations back into the box with relative speed, with the help of one of the most enthusiastic people Kutner possible had ever met. He'd lost some time however thanks to this and was starting to wonder if he would get everything set up in time.

"I agree, best time of year Mr ... Er..."

"Smith, or you could just call me John if you like, not a huge fan of the titles..." He grinned to himself and Kutner idly wondered if there was a joke somewhere that he was completely missing. Never the less, Kutner's plan was reforming in his mind. Deciding that introducing himself and further his plan would be the best course of action.

"Dr Kutner. You been waiting down here long?"

"Couple of hours I think, time seems to have little meaning here. Just been having a bit of stomach pain, not so bad though. Just still a bit, y'know. Blehhh"

The Doctor shrugged it off; stomach pain was the first thing he could come up with that usually avoided x-rays, brain scans and Aspirin. Most importantly; avoided the aspirin.

Kutner thought it over for a moment or two, the guy didn't seem into much pain but then most patients came in and just wanted their worries eased on simple symptoms, never the less- it made his plan solidify.

"Mr Smith, I have a proposition for you!"

The doctor grinned back, this guy was really infectious with the smiling, buy this point they practically had matching grins.

"And what might that be then Dr Kutner"

"Call me Kutner, and It has to do with this box of decorations and my quickly running out of time to decorate a certain office. I'll make sure you get seen by some one as soon as I can straight after."

The Doctor saw this as the perfect opportunity. He wasn't getting much information from the clinic as it was barely one or two steps into the actual hospital; it was practically outside for one! This however was a very good way of getting into the hospital proper without actually having to sneak around or decide to utterly change his cover story from Patient to something else. It also included Decorating.

"I'd say that sounds brilliant Kutner!! Where is this office in desperate need of Christmas cheer?"

The doctor immediately started walking off in one direction, his long strides getting him a few steps away before Kutner had even picked up the box of decorations.

"Mr Smith... Er... John... Wrong way!"

He called out before jogging to catch up and direct John in the correct direction, the smile never faltering from the doctors face..

"Of course! Allons-y!"

So, Erm, yeah... Review? Pretty please with cherries?