Legend of Zelda Twilight Insanity
Part One
Link woke up after cutting the grass behind his home. He always wondered why he even lives in a stupid tree-house. Plus the fact that he left his Master Sword back in Sacred Grove. All he had were his green clothes, Hylian Shield, and his past weaponry.
"LINK!!!LINK!!!!" his neighbor began to annoyingly roar in a disturbing tone. The shouting continued. Link opened the window and pulled out his slingshot. "Link!!!Eckk!" the man choked as a flick of seed came straight to his mouth.
After taking a bath from the Ordon Spring which was obviously the villagers main bathroom Link came across the mayor.
"Hey their buddy want some sumo wrestling tips?" The mayor asked. "All you need to do is just pull down your pants err take off your shirt err No wait what I meant to say was-," Link walked away frightened. Link hoped on Epona and rode away heading straight to the Castle Town to stock up on some necessary supplies. As he rode across the Hyrule fields he remembered that one bridge battle he had against the orc.
Flashback
The orc came across a stop when one of the goblins burnt the spiking barricade in his way. "What the fuck was that for I could have smashed through it let alone jump or escape with the boy or girl or whatever this human I'm holding on to my pole as hostage!"
"Oh crap I'm screwed," The goblin was shunned. A couple of minutes later battling against the orc.
"Okay now how are we gonna get out?" Midna asked Link as they gazed at the burning barricade in their way building up flames.
"Boy it was a great idea stealing those flame arrows from that last Link reincarnation!" The goblin stated to his friend.
Link suddenly collided onto a golden armored man riding a donkey in the middle of the field and fell on the floor. The hylian got up and stared as the man stared at him. A fairy soon appeared yelling "Hey! Listen! You gotta listen to me this is urgent news!"
To be continued...