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A Girls Guide to Wesker and Brownies

Today was Monday. A start of a new week. The birds were chirping and everyone was off to work. It's a busy place for such a small town in Raccoon City. This was a special day for Claire Redfield. She would be starting her new job at the RPD; a receptionist job for S.T.A.R.S. Claire woke up to see that the sun was shining. Claire stretched out a bit. She looked at her clock and screamed, seeing it was 7:30, and she was to start at 8:00. She quickly got out of bed. She headed into the shower as fast as she could. She quickly got dressed, putting on a plain grey shirt, some jeans, and a white zip up sweater, leaving it unzipped of course. She put her hair in her signature was; a pony tail. She then grabbed her shoes, and headed downstairs. She saw Chris, making coffee for himself.

Claire-I'm coming!!

Claire tried putting her shoes on while running down the stairs, leaving her to fall down. Chris just looked at her, and sighed.

Claire-Hey

Chris-Hey. Clumsy much?

Claire-No, not really. Just nervous, and excited.

Chris- Today is the day you get to work with your big bro now!

Claire-I know! How is it like over there?

Chris-Busy, but you'll manage. Just watch out.

Claire-Oh… What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Chris-The guys at work, may give you a hard time. Since your new and all. But you're a Redfield, so you can tuff it out.

Claire-Yeah, I guess.

Chris-Well, come on, let's hit the road.

Claire-Okay.

Claire just sat in the car, while Chris drove. He looked at her. She had an anxious look on her face.

Chris-You okay?

Claire-I'm great.

Chris-Huh…I know that look.

Claire-What?

Chris-You have to pee, don't you?

Claire-No I don't…Okay yes I do.

Chris-Oh come on Claire! We just left!

Claire-I know, I know, but I really have to go! 5 minutes, please?

Chris nodded as he turned back home.

15 minutes later, they just arrived at the police station.

Chris walked her to the Chief's office.

Chris-It will be okay. I got to go, but I'll meet you in the office, yeah?

Claire just nodded.

Claire walked into an office that was empty. She looked around to see that the chief was into hunting, as she saw animal heads on plaques. She went to the desk, to see his nameplate. It read "Chief Brian Irons" While looking at it, Claire noticed a noise. It was coming from behind the desk.

Claire- Hello? Chief Irons?

Claire turned the chair around, to notice he was sleeping, while holding a book that said "Tickle His Pickle: A book, about sex."

Claire-Ummm…

The Chief woke up to see Claire looking at him.

Chief-What? Who the hell are you!?

Claire-Oh, hi. I'm Claire Redfield. The new S.T.A.R.S. receptionist.

Chief-Oh yes. This way.

Claire followed the Chief, trying to keep up. She saw how busy it was in the RPD.

Chief-I'm Brian Irons, but you can call me Chief. You know, I forgot you started today Chelsea

Claire-Well, you stated I was to work today, remember? Oh and it's Claire.

Chief-Whatever. How long do you think you'll last?

Claire-Oh well, this isn't a permanent thing; it's just that I need this job, in order to study for college, because I'm studying in law, and I need some experience. They told me to work for a lawyer.

Chief-Oh they did?

Claire-Oh, yeah, but I was like "No way! The RPD rocks!"

Chief-Huh…What a bad choice you made.

Claire's smile just faded away, as she kept walking. The 2 got to the S.T.A.R.S. office. The guys at S.T.A.R.S. were laughing, but as soon as Claire came in, it stopped. Everyone just looked at her, like she was an alien.

Chief-Everyone, this is Claire, your new receptionist.

Claire smiled and waved. The just looked at her.

Chief-Well, here's your desk. You can decorate it if you want. I would prefer green, but that's just mean.

Claire-It's cool. Whatever tickles yo-I mean, whatever floats your boat.

Chief-Heh... See you later Courtney.

Claire-Its Claire!

Claire just sat down. Claire just looked around. There was about only about 5 guys there, including Chris. Everyone then started doing work. A guy from a back desk started coming to Claire. She saw his badge to see the name "Brad"

Brad-Hi. Your Claire right? I'm Brad.

Claire-Nice to meet you Brad.

Brad-Like it here?

Claire-Well, I don't know…

Brad-Well, let me give you the lowdown. That guy in the back is Joseph, and I sit nest to him. He's a cool guy, the class clown, or should I say department clown. The guy next to Chris is Barry. He is a family man. He looks out for us, you know?

Claire-Oh, I know Barry already. But..Who's that?

Brad-Who?

Claire-The guy with blonde hair.

Brad-Oh, that's Captain Wesker. He keeps to himself. Reads a lot.

Claire-Maybe I should say hi. You know, since he's the captain.

Brad-Go for it.

Claire smiled. She started walking to his desk. Captain Wesker looked like he was in his own little world. Wearing all black and even sun glasses. Claire usually wasn't nervous when it came to meeting people, but for some reasons, she was about Wesker.

Claire-Hi, I'm Claire. The new Receptionist.

Claire took out her hand hoping he would shake it. Wesker just paid attention to his book.

Claire-Well, if you need anything, let me know.

Claire felt like an idiot as she walked back to her seat. She looked to find 2 girls standing by there.

Claire-Hi! Can I help you?

Jill-Hi, I'm Jill, and this is Rebecca.

Rebecca-Hi!

Jill-Since you're new, do you wanna hang out at lunch? We can show you around.

Claire-Sure. That would be cool.

Rebecca-Cool.

Jill-See you at lunch!

Claire smiled. The 2 girls went back to their desks. Barry came to Claire.

Barry-Hello Claire.

Claire-Hey Bar. How are the kids?

Barry-Doing great!

Claire-And your wife?

Berry-Jean's great. I wanted to let you know, that if you need anything, don't hesitate.

Claire-Thanks…

After Barry, another guy came up, with Chris. It was like they all wanted to introduce themselves. Claire loved meeting new people.

Chris: Hey sis, I would Like you to meet Joseph.

The 2 couldn't stop laughing.

Claire-Umm, hi...

Joseph-Howdy!

He stook out his hand. Claire shook his hand, only to be shocked.

Claire-Ahhh!

The 2 just burst out laughing. Claire just rubbed her hand in pain.

Claire-Funny, please go away now…

Joseph-Your sister is a goober!

Chris nodded. Claire felt like it was high school all over again.

All Claire did, was organize papers that day. She didn't get one phone call. That struck her with an odd feeling, because she thought the RPD would be busy. The clock hit 12:20. It was time for lunch. Claire walked with Jill and Rebecca to the RPD café.

Claire pulled out a brown bag, which freaked them out.

Jill and Rebecca-Claire NO!!

Claire- What?

Jill-We never eat at lunch break, do you understand me?

Claire-But-

Jill-If for some damn good reason we did, we would never eat out of a brown paper bag! I don't care if there's a 4-star fucking culinary masterpiece in there. Get rid of it.

Claire-I'm sorry…geez.

Jill-Its only for the best. I mean don't think were anorexic. We aren't. Were not stupid. We eat, and we eat well. We just don't eat in public. Well, at work at least. We don't want co workers judging us, on what we eat.

Rebecca-That's right!

Jill-It gives them ammo, and the only one with ammo, are us. I mean, food's cool and all, it tastes good, and you need it to live. But the mere acts of eating invokes thoughts of…digestion, flatulation, defecation, even shall we say, complexion defection. I wouldn't be caught dead eating a greasy pizza. Not even in front of the special kids, like the deaf, dumb, and the blind. Because on some terrifying level, there associating that greasy pizza, with your shiny face. A zit, a blackhead, a cluster of pores. That's just added stress we don't need!

Claire-Oh I see…

After lunch, Claire headed back to work. She got off at 3:00. An hour before Chris. She walked home, mega hungry. She stopped by a bakery, and ordered a sandwich. She ate it as she walked home, thinking about lunch. Claire just thought to herself. She didn't know who was more stupid, Jill and Rebecca for believing that, or herself, for believing them. Claire's keys slipped form her hand as she got them out of her purse. She reached down to get the, only to bump into someone. His book fell.

Claire-Oh my God I'm so sorry.

Claire looked to see it was Wesker.

Wesker- Its okay. Claire right?

Claire-Yeah, I'm sorry about this.

Wesker-Its fine… Well bye!

Claire-Yeah…Bye.

The 2 stumbled on there different ways.

After her encounter with Wesker, 15 minutes later, she arrived home… She took off her jacket, and walked upstairs to her room. Her ferret came in, and lay beside her. She just thought about today.This was the first day of the rest of her life, or so it seemed. "That college class better be worth it." She thought.

Claire-Damn! I should have just picked the Lawyers assistant…