Disclaimer: Zelda is not mine.
Link leaned in close to Linebeck, and whispered; "I love you…" his voice trailing off, leaning in, mouth slightly opened, and kissed Linebeck, his tounge entering her mouth, instinctively playing with Linebeck's, and Link slowly pulled off his shirt, and then he-
"Saria, why the fuck have you been writing love stories about Link and Linebeck?" Malon asked Saria.
"Because it made me realise something…" She trailed off.
"Realise what?" Malon asked.
"Does this answer your question?" she asked, leaning in close, and Malon kissed her, holding her at the waist and…
"So this is how humans think love happens… I see." Epona muttered to Nuggets,
"I see my master's future reincarnation gets pretty frisky sometimes!" The Crimson Loftwing said, chuckling "Bit like me while he was gone!" He said, winking.
"If only humans saw how wrong their idea of love was…" Epona muttered, nuzzling Nuggets' beak. The great bird wrapped his great wings around Epona, all the while nuzzling her muzzle.
"It seems everyone's started getting frisky all of a sudden!" A ReDead whispered, chuckling to his Gibdo friend. "Let's get a little frisky ourselves…" The Gidbo whispered seductively, leaning close to his friend, slowly parting his mouth. Romance isn't just for the living.
A Bokoblin slowly walked up to his friend Moe, feeling Moe's huge muscles, and leaned slowly in, and muttered, "Who's to say monsters can't be lovers?"
The King of Red Lions rubbed its hull against the S.S. Linebeck's and the two groaned in arousal, knowing their pilots would never know.
Tingle reached towards a map, and...
"THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!" Yelled Kaepora Gaebora.