L Lawliet walks into the room wearing wingsignoring Light.....Light is shocked to see him there as L Lawliet sits at the desk. L Lawliet nonchalantly places a pair of glasses and looks at Light's profile on his desk.
LIGHT: *aghast* You're here, Ryuuzaki?! How?! [[Surprised]]
L LAWLIET: New occupation.
LIGHT: *still confused* Oh…
L LAWLIET: *clearing throat* So, you're a killer?
LIGHT: *smirking* Well, obviously.
L LAWLIET: Point taken. Now, what kind of a killer are you?
LIGHT: The Kira kind.
L LAWLIET: Knew it.
LIGHT: *smirking* Are you scared?
L LAWLIET: Not really, no.

Making growling noises, Light waves the Death Note around trying to be intimidating.
LIGHT: And now?
L LAWLIET: *looking at him oddly* Not at all.
Again, Light waves the Death Note around and growling more dramatically. Even shoves it in L Lawliet's face, who is completely impassive.
LIGHT: *still standing* How about now, Ryuuzaki?
L LAWLIET: No.
LIGHT: *crestfallen, sitting back in seat* Goddammit! *realizes mistake* I mean, Kira-dammit!*waves Death Note around* See? Kira-dammit!
L LAWLEIT: *clears throat* Anyway, state your name.
LIGHT: You know my name, Ryuuzaki.
L LAWLIET: Please just cooperate. It's normal filing procedure.
LIGHT: *looking at him strangely* Whatever. I'm Light Yagami.
L LAWLIET: *writing on piece of paper* Spelling, please.
LIGHT: *sighing deeply in frustration, still has no idea what's going on* L-i-g-h-t and for Yagami, just write I'm A Gay backwards.
L LAWLIET: *writing it all down* Funny how your name is a confession.
LIGHT: *angrily* I'm not gay!
L LAWLIET: That's not what and YouTube say.


LIGHT: *Waves the Death Note* I'll kill and Youtube!!
L LAWIET: Um you can't do ,if you're Kira, I'm guessing you kill with that Death Note, correct?
LIGHT: Duh.
L LAWLIET: Right. So you're finished being Kira, I presume?
LIGHT: *jumps* What?
L LAWLIET: You've done your job, I mean. Trying to be a God and all?
LIGHT: No. What makes you say that, Ryuuzaki?
L LAWLIET: *taking off glasses* Because you're dead, Light.
LIGHT: What? No, I'm not. I feel fine.
L LAWLIET: *pointing to Light's holed body* But you're full of bullet holes.
[[Somehow, get Lights shirt stained with spots of red stuff like ketchup if you can!]]
LIGHT: *gazing down at himself, remembering Matsuda shot him, he looks back up at L Lawliet* It's only a flesh wound.
L LAWLIET: *sighing deeply* Listen, Light, you really are dead. Ryuk killed you. You're in Limbo, between Heaven and Hell. You're here to be judged whether you go to Heaven or Hell.
LIGHT: But, I thought that users of the Death Note couldn't go to either one if they die. Ryuk told me so.
L LAWLIET: Yeah, well, since Ryuk isn't here and this is a cosplay skit, (Yes, say its a cosplay skit)things were rearranged for the skit's convenience. Either way, I'm here to decide, on the order of God, not you, whether you go to the Hell, *points to the left* Or go to Heaven. *points to the right*
LIGHT: *staringinto space* Does Heaven have gates? I've always wondered. Is it a gated community or something?
L LAWLIET: *shrugs* Kids keep trying to sneak into the pool.
LIGHT: Oh. So, I'm really dead?
L LAWLIET: Yes. I'm not here for fun.
LIGHT: *pouting* But I just got my flu shot.
L LAWLIET: Yeah, well, I was enjoying a really nice donut when you killed me.

[[Pause as kira thinks and L raises his eyebrows]]
LIGHT: *shrugging* Don't blame me. You dying was part of the plot.
L LAWLIET: Sadly.
LIGHT: Anyway, if I you decide that I go to Heaven does that mean I get my seventy-two Virgins?

L LAWLIET: Uhmm… I don't think so. I didn't get mine. Besides, there's a lot of ugly-ass guys. Mostly killed by you, thanks a lot.
LIGHT: My bad. Maybe, in that case, I'd prefer Hell.
L LAWLIET: You know, Misa's there.
LIGHT: Kira-dammit!
L LAWLIET: However, if I decide to let you come to Heaven, you get to be with me.
LIGHT: Do I have to be handcuffed to you again?
L LAWLIET: *eating a lollipop* Only if you want to. I knew you loved it the first time.
LIGHT: I'm not gay!
L LALWIET: Wrong answer! *bangs fist on table* Hell it is! Your denial of your sexuality is a Sin! Goodbye!
Light is draggedbyL and thrown into a closet which is "Hell". He shouts "I'm not gay!" one more time. L throws Light into the closet and closes the door. "I am not gay!" says Light from within closet as L goes back to his desk. The scene fades out to black.

Three Days Later (Yes, there's a bit more)
L sitting at desk eating any kind of sweet you choose, looks up from his papers, and sniffs the air.
L LAWLIET: What is that smell?
L walks over to the closet a.k.a makeshift Helland opens it. Light Yagami's body falls out dead with clothes and hair all rumpled and messed up and the video ends with L smiling down at Kira's corpse and saying this while raising his hands up in a sort of celebration gesture.
"I win! I win!"