L
Lawliet walks into the room wearing wingsignoring Light.....Light is
shocked to see him there as L Lawliet sits at the desk. L Lawliet
nonchalantly places a pair of glasses and looks at Light's profile
on his desk.
LIGHT:
*aghast*
You're
here, Ryuuzaki?! How?! [[Surprised]]
L
LAWLIET:
New occupation.
LIGHT:
*still
confused*
Oh…
L
LAWLIET:
*clearing
throat*
So, you're a killer?
LIGHT:
*smirking*
Well, obviously.
L
LAWLIET:
Point taken. Now, what kind of a killer are you?
LIGHT:
The Kira kind.
L
LAWLIET: Knew
it.
LIGHT:
*smirking*
Are you scared?
L
LAWLIET:
Not really, no.
Making
growling noises, Light waves the
Death Note
around trying to be intimidating.
LIGHT:
And now?
L
LAWLIET:
*looking at him oddly*
Not at all.
Again,
Light waves the Death
Note
around and growling more dramatically. Even shoves it in L Lawliet's
face, who is completely impassive.
LIGHT:
*still
standing*
How about now,
Ryuuzaki?
L
LAWLIET:
No.
LIGHT:
*crestfallen,
sitting back in seat*
Goddammit! *realizes
mistake*
I mean, Kira-dammit!*waves
Death
Note
around*
See?
Kira-dammit!
L
LAWLEIT:
*clears
throat*
Anyway,
state your name.
LIGHT:
You know my name, Ryuuzaki.
L
LAWLIET:
Please just cooperate. It's normal filing procedure.
LIGHT:
*looking
at him strangely*
Whatever. I'm Light Yagami.
L
LAWLIET:
*writing
on piece of paper*
Spelling, please.
LIGHT:
*sighing
deeply in frustration, still has no idea what's going on*
L-i-g-h-t and for Yagami, just write I'm A Gay backwards.
L
LAWLIET:
*writing
it all down*
Funny how your name is a confession.
LIGHT:
*angrily*
I'm not gay!
L
LAWLIET:
That's not what
and YouTube
say.
LIGHT:
*Waves
the Death
Note*
I'll kill
and Youtube!!
L
LAWIET:
Um you can't do ,if you're Kira, I'm guessing you kill
with that Death
Note,
correct?
LIGHT:
Duh.
L
LAWLIET:
Right. So you're finished being Kira, I presume?
LIGHT:
*jumps*
What?
L
LAWLIET:
You've done your job, I mean. Trying to be a God and all?
LIGHT:
No. What makes you say that, Ryuuzaki?
L
LAWLIET:
*taking
off glasses* Because
you're dead, Light.
LIGHT:
What? No, I'm not. I feel fine.
L
LAWLIET:
*pointing
to Light's holed body*
But you're full of bullet holes.
[[Somehow,
get Lights shirt stained with spots of red stuff like ketchup if you
can!]]
LIGHT:
*gazing
down at himself, remembering Matsuda shot him, he looks back up at L
Lawliet*
It's only a flesh wound.
L
LAWLIET:
*sighing
deeply*
Listen, Light, you really are dead. Ryuk killed you. You're in
Limbo, between Heaven and Hell. You're here to be judged whether
you go to Heaven or Hell.
LIGHT:
But, I thought that users of the Death
Note
couldn't go to either one if they die. Ryuk told me so.
L
LAWLIET:
Yeah, well, since Ryuk isn't here and this is a cosplay skit, (Yes,
say its a cosplay skit)things were rearranged for the skit's
convenience. Either way, I'm here to decide, on the order of God,
not you, whether you go to the Hell, *points
to the left*
Or go to Heaven. *points
to the right*
LIGHT:
*staringinto
space*
Does Heaven have gates? I've always wondered. Is it a gated
community or something?
L
LAWLIET:
*shrugs*
Kids keep trying to sneak into the pool.
LIGHT:
Oh.
So, I'm really dead?
L
LAWLIET:
Yes. I'm not here for fun.
LIGHT:
*pouting*
But I just got my flu shot.
L
LAWLIET:
Yeah, well, I was enjoying a really nice donut when you killed
me.
[[Pause
as kira thinks and L raises his eyebrows]]
LIGHT:
*shrugging*
Don't blame me. You dying was part of the plot.
L
LAWLIET:
Sadly.
LIGHT:
Anyway, if I you decide that I go to Heaven does that mean I get my
seventy-two Virgins?
L
LAWLIET:
Uhmm… I don't think so. I didn't get mine. Besides, there's a
lot of ugly-ass guys. Mostly killed by you, thanks a lot.
LIGHT:
My bad. Maybe, in that case, I'd prefer Hell.
L
LAWLIET:
You know, Misa's there.
LIGHT:
Kira-dammit!
L
LAWLIET:
However, if I decide to let you come to Heaven, you get to be with
me.
LIGHT:
Do I have to be handcuffed to you again?
L
LAWLIET:
*eating
a lollipop*
Only if you want to. I knew you loved it the first time.
LIGHT:
I'm not gay!
L
LALWIET:
Wrong answer! *bangs
fist on table*
Hell it is! Your denial of your sexuality is a Sin! Goodbye!
Light
is draggedbyL and thrown into a closet which is "Hell". He
shouts "I'm not gay!" one more time. L throws Light into the
closet and closes the door. "I am not gay!" says Light from
within closet as L goes back to his desk. The scene fades out to
black.
Three
Days Later
(Yes, there's a bit more)
L
sitting at desk eating any kind of sweet you choose, looks up from
his papers, and sniffs the air.
L
LAWLIET:
What is that smell?
L
walks over to the closet a.k.a makeshift Helland opens it. Light
Yagami's body falls out dead with clothes and hair all rumpled and
messed up and the video ends with L smiling down at Kira's corpse and
saying this while raising his hands up in a sort of celebration
gesture.
"I
win! I win!"
