I don't own harry potter. Very depressed about that, but if I did everyone'd probably run screaming. PLEASE leave reviews, I have high hopes for this one and I would like to keep it going for a while. I plan to update once a week, and maybe twice a week if people actually like this fanfic. It all depends on you guys, and on the plot bunnies, who I hope I can keep from throwing out a window from annoyance before I finish.
-Lailglow
Oh and try not to kill me. I just felt like making Voldemort less scary and more like a teenager…I've been on tumblr for WWAAYY too long. IN fact that's where I got this prompt from so…blame tumblr
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I have no nose
I was contemplating how best to regain strength so I could finally kill the remaining member of the potter family when I looked into the mirror and realized two things:
I look like an egg and
I have no nose
I'm not sure why I'm bald and nose-less, as well as more like a shadow than a person. Totally useless.
Plus I have to drink unicorn blood. I mean, come on. Could the universe not think of something better? I mean, sure it helps you regain strength but I have to kill UNICORNS. Plus it makes me live more of a half life so I really don't see the benefits.
I have not decided who I am going to possess to kill Harry. All I know is that 1) I have to possess someone and 2) I have to not get caught. It'd probably give me away if someone saw my face on the back of someone's head, and I don't think it could pass off at face-paint.
Maybe that new teacher, Quirrel. He wears a turban. It'd hide my face perfectly.
Yep, that's what I will do.
-LATER-
And once again I have become a shadow. I go to kill Harry, steal the sorcerer's stone and regain my form and what does he do? Goes and kills me. Again.
I need to think things through better.
I would attack during school hours, but it would interrupt learning time, and that's far more important. I'll just wait until schools over to plan when I next can get him.