A/n Here's a new fic! Enjoy!
The call to assemble came while he was in the shower. Of course. Clint flipped the water off, and threw himself out of the shower. "J, tell them I'll make it there myself!"
"Yes, Agent Barton", Jarvis assured. Clint threw on his underarmor and ran to the panel by his bedside, pressing it and revealing his better-than-kevlar suit made by Stark, his armguards, his bow, and his quiver. He throws on his gear and runs to the elevator.
"Jarvis! Activate Avengers protocol!" he yells, as he throws himself through the doors. The elevator drops to the bottom floor, slowing right before it hits the bottom.
"Thanks, J!" The archer runs out the front doors, leaping onto his motorcycle, tearing down the street. A group of leftover Chitauri soldiers that had somehow stayed off of SHIELD's radar had gathered in a group of about a hundred, and were attacking civilians.
As the archer turned the corner and started down a hill that led to the main battle, a blast came in his direction, and he leaned back, away from the handlebars, putting his weight on his feet and balancing on the back wheel as the front of his bike was sliced clean off and went skittering off to the side of the street.
"Barton, what the hell do you think you're doing?" Rogers' voice came through the comm link, as Barton unicycled his way down the hill.
"What the hell do you think I'm doing, Steve?" he replied, agitated, as he rolled his way into battle, shooting Chitauri as he went.
"Friend Barton, that mode of transport does not seem fit for battle" Thor boomed, looking confused as he summoned Mjolnir
"That's because it isn't, Thor!"
"Am I the only one who didn't know that Birdbrain can ride a unicycle?"
"SHUT UP, STARK!"
"Are you serious? He grew up in the circus, Stark. Of course he can ride a unicycle." Natasha responded
"Wait, how do you know that?" Tony questioned
"It was the only thing that kept us alive in Budapest. Well… that and the elephant." The widow responded thoughtfully
Clint leaped off of the remains of his motorcycle and quickly scaled a three story building, making his way towards a higher vantage point. The battle continued as usual, and they came out victorious. By the time that they had gotten back, everyone had already forgotten about Barton's dramatic entrance.
Or so he thought.
Time 1, The Unicycle
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