Disclaimer= I do not own Naruto
You don't want him
He's of the stuck-up type
Sure he'll complement you
Saying you look great
But he'll trip you out
Saying you were brought together by fate
Sure he's a mature guy
With loads of self-control
However, he's too calm
You'll be able to see through his soul
…and you don't even have his eyes!
You don't want this guy either
This man is a robot
Do you want a man who isn't grateful?
A man who sulks when not recognized
A man who has too high of standards for people?
I didn't think so…
They say nice guys finish last
So goes for this guy
He's too respectful and polite
When done a favor, he'll return it
Just like his Gates,
He rushes into things
Do you really want that guy
Who'll simply live up the relationship in the fast lane?
You definitely don't want this guy
A short fuse waiting to blow
He'll bolt, mind you
If he thinks the relationship will go up in smoke
Do you really want this kind of man?
One who'll leave at the first sign of trouble?
You don't want this guy
He already thinks you're annoying
By that regard, he's biased
Don't you think that he's toying?
Anytime you complain
He'll gaze out the window and say
"What a drag"
What a drag?
WHAT A D-BAG!
You don't want this guy
His priorities aren't discreet
You want love
He wants eat
You want kiss
He wants meat
He's motivated for all the wrong reasons
An overly-sensitive guy
That's not worth keeping
This guy's an animal
Snapping when threatened
It would be hell for you
He could be Mr. Possessive
He's a selfish one
Willing to cleave
Could be an abuser
Might kill you if you want to leave
This guy is the epitome of selfishness
He'll only want you for the title
His business would come first
The relationship would come eighth
He's the kind of guy
You'd love to hate
A total under-rock
A hypocritical fake
Unsocial and transparent
How much of that can you tolerate?
His lack of feelings
Are exactly like his artistry
Cold, dark, and non-existent
Repulsive and conflicting
Why would you want a guy
Who's not even worth listening?
I would never creep you out
I'm respectful and polite
If necessary, I'll tell it like it is
I'm a patient guy
I'll do my best to make us last
I'd never label you as annoying
Beautiful? Yes
Troublesome? No
Now you know
You'd be my #1 priority
If you ever wanted time apart
I'd be cool with that
Keep our relationship fresh and explore…y
Unlike those men
I'd hate to bug you
I'd hate not to LOVE you
I'm expressing my feelings now
I want you to be mine
I need you baby
I'm the ideal one…