This is a crack fic that my friend thought up a few months ago after seeing a picture of Loki wielding Mjolnir and the captain's shield with the caption "INVINCIBLE". We were arguing about the technicality of him holding the Mjolnir prop versus the fact of it being Mjolnir all the same and therefore Loki WAS worthy...

Then it became about the shield and suddenly he was inspired as was I! But we procrastinated so long that we never teamed up to draw it so I am writing this to finally get something down on paper... or computer notepad...

DISCLAIMER! I don't own Marvel or Loki or Thor... damn if only I did... ;3

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Shifty green eyes scanned the dark alleys in the city of New York. If people knew he was there he would be in for it from his brother and possibly his father, at the same time that was what gave him the thrill of the hunt in this forbidden city. That he might get caught and be able to once again evade whomever tried to take him in. He smirked dangerously as his gaze landed on the object of power. He finally found what he was searching the pathetic planet for. The silvery item stared at him.

"Thor will never know what hit him..." He grabbed it before quickly vanishing into thin air and returning, without notice of his absence, to Asgard.

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Thor had been wondering where his brother was. Loki had been playing a sort of "hide and seek" for months and it was beginning to worry him. He strode around the palace grounds, looking high and low, but mostly high as Loki had been fond of climbing trees as a child in attempts to remain hidden.

"Brother!" He returned his gaze to eye-level and saw a familiar figure clad in green with a large smirk on his face and his hands behind his back. Thor smiled and jogged towards Loki.

"Loki! Where have you been?"

"Halt in your step Thor...!" Loki held up his right hand and Thor slowly came to rest, perhaps two meters from the raven-haired god.

"What for?"

"I finally have a weapon to resist Mjolnir's strength..." Thor looked shocked at the announcement but crossed his arms and arched a brow.

"Is that so...?"

"You might have encountered it before but now you shall see it in my possession...!" He revealed what was hidden behind his back and Thor's eyes widened. A silver trimmed disk which was painted with blue and red, a white star in the center."Strike at me with your hammer!"

"Loki... You do know what that is do you not...?" Loki nodded still holding up the shield.

"I do, and I know its power... Now strike...!"

"I will not, Loki."

"Are you too afraid?" Loki smirked. He knew scratching at Thor's ego was enough to get him to play along.

"Are you sure you want me to...?"

"Strike..." Loki sneered. Thor took a breath and swiftly swung at the center, a loud metallic clang was heard and Loki went flying upwards and down into the forest some distance away. Thor tensed up and panicked.

"Sorry!"

"I barely felt it...!" Loki laughed as he disappeared against the sky. Thor cringed at the distant noise of trees being destroyed.

- Somewhere on Midgard -

The morning chores were through save for the trash. Outside, Sadie realized something was wrong. The lid was not on the can. She looked all around for the silverdisc but it was nowhere to be seen.

"Where is it?" Suddenly a puff of green smoke fogged up the alley and she stiffened as someone walked towards her. He looked terrible. Leaves and twigs knotted in his dark hair, scrapes and scratches along his cheeks and neck and a bruise forming on his chin. He scowled and held up a semi-crushed metal lid.

"I believe this is yours..." He slammed it down on the can, angrily stomping away. She stood staring at him in shock until he vanished.

"What the hell?"

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