Some dumb people 'round here say dat I'm a lil' bit crazy. Dat I gots what I want and evrythin' that provokes me without thinkin' about wha's inside me.
Pfft. So ya see I'm like dis right?
I simply want and live so I can be happy!
They say I'm a lil' bit crazy and dat I dream about bein' yur faiful wife. Yur one man loon.
Oh my puddin, wit a face like Mistah J who wudden't melt evryday?
Well I gots one thing t'say t' those stupid people. I'm more dan positive I can show yous dat not only am I a great criminal but I'm also da woman! I'm da loyalest lover and I'm always gonna wait for his sweet rough caresses.
Don't think dat I'm so crazy just 'cause I do more dan four things and anyway it's none of yous's business! I live mah life just like any woman in love and so what if he can "kick me t' da curb for anotha at any second". My puddin' loves me and he does things 'cause he cares so Nya!
Besides, if I live or die I want evryone t' know I like it when yous say I'm crazy.
Hee-Hee!