Hey everyone. Im making a story bout Bridgette and Geoff after they left the show, and its 5 years later, and they had twins. they hav a son named Michael, but he likes to be called mike or mikey and a daughter, named Lillian, but she prefers Lillie. She only gets called Lillian when her mom is angry with her…which is often when her brother and her are always causing trouble. Im also gonna put CourtneyxDuncan in based of the story from their daughters point of view created by junniebear49.

Im also gonna put in GwenxTrent, who have a son named Matt but some times Gwen calls him mattie to irritate him. He hangs out with mike and Lillie a lot, and is some part of the trouble that get in to.

They all live next door to each other, so you know that they are bound to cause some trouble. They have caused so much trouble that the police know them all by name, and Bridgette's blood pressure has sky rocketed! (they r some seriously bad 5 year olds! If it weren't for Geoff, she would have lost her mind. He's got what she needs if you get what im sayin…..)they only like to party and goof off like their daddy.

My Life as a Parent: by Bridgette Lawson

Hey every one, it me Bridgette from that show "Total Drama Island". Ever since I married Geoff, we've been very happy. Or at least we were until he got me pregnant. Now I know everyone says that motherhood is supposed to be great, but they haven't met my kids. Now don't get me wrong, I love my kids more than anything in the world, but they cause so much trouble! They are exactly like their dad; they love to party, and go crazy, which always get them in trouble. I swear if it wasn't for Geoff, I would have lost my mind. I decided to write this book to describe my life, and show all those "experts" on child care that if you have 2 destructive twins, that sometimes, they need a little tuff love.

My story begins one Saturday morning, its only 7 a.m. and the trouble's already starting…..

"Michael! Lillian! Get your butts down here now!" I screamed throughout the house.

"Yes mommy?" they said in unison. They looked at my face glow red, and they knew that they were in serious trouble this time.

"I just got a call from Mrs. Johnson from down the street, and she said that yesterday, you 2 and matt ran through her yard, and destroyed her flower garden! How many times have I told you 2 to stay out of trouble?! Every other day it's something new! Do you 2 like getting in trouble?"

"Easy Bridge, I mean, they just kids. Besides, how bad could the damage to her yard be anyway?" said Geoff as he walked into the room, after waking up from all of my screaming.

"Don't try to defend them Geoff. There is nothing that is going to change my mind. She said that now, we have to pay her $500.00 dollars for the flowers! That was all the money we were going to use for the family trip!"

"What! Man, that's a bummer, but as parents, we have to take responsibility for whatever our children do. I'm sure that they didn't mean to do it, right guys?"

"Well, actually….we did do it on purpose…." mike said, afraid of what I would say.

As soon as I heard this, my face turned a bright red with anger. As soon as Geoff saw this, he tried to distract me by giving me a kiss, and complement me.

"You know, you're so cute when you're angry," said Geoff.

"Sweet talk isn't goanna save them this time Geoff. You 2 better have a good reason for doing this or I'm gonna beat your butts so hard, you won't be able to sit for a week!" I threatened with fire in my eyes and voice.

"w-w-w-we d-d-do mommy," stammered Lillie, with fear building up in her heart. "when we were biking home from the park, we were covered in mud, and she told us 'if you 2 even think about coming anywhere near my house covered in all that mud, I swear I'll call the police on you.' And we just laughed at her. Then as we started to ride again, she sprayed us with her hose. We got off our bikes and started running away. Then she took our bikes. We told her to give them back, but she kept walking to her house. When she reached the porch, we ran up and stepped all over her flowers, and then she sprayed us again, and we ran home."

"Then why didn't you 2 tell me this last night when u came home dripping wet?" I asked, less angry then before.

"Well when we got home, you freaked out that we were soaking wet, then after you guys put us in dry clothes, and we had dinner, you sent us to bed, without even giving us a chance to explain." Mike said with a little attitude.

"Alright, when we get back from auntie Courtney's house, we'll go see if we can get your bikes back," said Geoff. ( Not really related to Courtney or Duncan, just good friends from the show.)

"Fine, fine. You're off the hook this time, but next time, you may not be so lucky," I said as I stomped away in anger.

"Don't worry bout your mom, she just needs a little time to cool off. Now go get ready, we're going 2 see auntie Courtney, and Uncle Duncan" said Geoff.

"Yes daddy" they said in unison.

As you can see, even at 7 in the morning, they stress me out. Next chapter, we're going to see Courtney and Duncan, and let's just say, that mike and Lillie+Kimberly=serious trouble with the police. Let's just hope that we don't get pressed charges. "Geoff, that guy sounded pretty angry on the phone……"