Disclaimer: Neither my friends nor I own Inuyasha, all we own is the plot…shiny!
Shippo's Little Adventure
By: School bus talk (AKA: my friends who wish to remain nameless)
I did not write this, I just like the story
One day Shippo was walking through a wide grassy meadow. In the meadow, there was a tall hill; on the hill were two rows of movie seats. Wait, movie seats? Yes, movie seats. Anyway, while Shippo was walking through the tall grass, something caught his eye. He walked over to it and picked it up. He looked at the object and realized it was a large red jewel.
As soon as Shippo had lifted the shiny object, zombies appeared and started to chant, "You are our master…" Shippo got the crap scared out of him and high tailed it out of there with the zombies still following him and chanting "You are our master…"
While Shippo was in a panic, Inuyasha climbed to the top of the hill and sat down in the second seat of the first row of movie seats and started to eat popcorn.
As he chomped away on the buttery kernels, Sesshomaru came up to him and said, "Can I join you?"
"Sure." Inuyasha replied handing over some popcorn, but no sooner did Sesshomaru sit down, did Rin appear.
"Lord Sesshomaru, what are you doing?" She asked astonished that He and Inuyasha were not ripping each other to tiny pieces.
Hesitating, "Rin…ahhh…here, have a spoon!" Sesshomaru pulled a spoon out of nowhere.
"Ohhh….SHINY!" Rin said and ran off repeating the words 'shiny spoon' over and over again.
Meanwhile, "Ahhh! Get away!"
"You're our leader…"
Then Sango and Kagome came by looking for Miroku. They asked Inuyasha and Sesshomaru if they had seen him, they got no response except the blank look on there faces as they watched Shippo run from the undead.
"Maybe he got a job?" Sango suggested to Kagome. They gave up and flew off on Kilala to search some more.
Suddnly a randome spoon seller appeared. Rin, foaming at the mouth, instantly mauls him and makes off with a couple hundred spoons.
Shippo finally throws the jewel away, but it landed in front of Rin. She picks it up and begins to say, "Shiny…shiny…shiny…shiny…two shiny things!" She rubs them against her face like a warm and fuzzy blanket.
The zombies on the other hand, turn to Rin and start chanting "you are our leader…" Rin Glares at them and starts to foam at the mouth, then says, "My shiny, get your own!"
The zombies look at eachother and sopt the spoon seller, and since Rin, 'there master,' gave them the order to 'get there own,' they mob the unsuspecting spoon seller and take all his spoons. Sadly, the spoon seller turns out to be Miroku.
Then, all the zombies follow Rin and repeat everything she says and run around Inuyasha and Sesshomaru who are still eating popcorn with blank looks on there faces.
"Shiny…shiny…shiny…etc."
When the popcorn finally runs out Sesshomaru turns to Rin and orders her to leave with him.
Rin (twitching) turns to face Sesshomaru and says, "MY SPOON!"
Sesshomaru sighs, "I give up." and walks away leaving Rin to run around in circles with the zombies. Then Inuyasha yells "You've got a head start, it's gunna rain soon!"
The end, for now…
I didn't write this, I just edited and posted it. There will probably be updates, but that's up to my friend who wrote it. I'd tell you her name, but she will not permit it.
Quote of the Day: "Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
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