Why am I doing this...

May: Wait... I'm here, so that means you're writing a story based on the Anime!

Drew: Oh God I'm here too! Crissy, what are you doing now!?

You'll see... This may just be a crack fic...

Harley: Hey guys~ How're Y'all doin?

May and Drew: *Screams*

Aw, Harley, go back to your cage! You scared them! Ugh, On with the story...

It was a wonderful Spring day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and... Harley... was dressed... like...a woman?

"Time to show little Maysie and Drewwy-Poo my new look~!" He sang as he skipped down the road to the Pokémon center. Oh god this is getting too odd too fast...

As he skipped, many people noticed his new attire. His long purple hair flowed in the wind oh so gracefully, and his tiny mini-skirt was riding up in the back. Children's eyes were shielded from the true horror of the wild Harley, while the elderly had mini-heart attacks as they watched him go by. Seriosly!? Why am I narrating this? O-oh, the mic is still on and this is a live recording...?

"Oh, looksie~! Maysie and Drewwy-poo are eating Lunch! I wonder if they would mind if I joined them!" He said in his best womanly voice. He skipped inside, causing all the Pokémon that looked his way to faint from pure horror. He made his way over to the table with the two teens that were about 3 years younger than him. "Hello my puppets~" He sang, pulling them both into a hug.

"Ack! Harley! What the hell are you doing?" Drew exclaimed, squirming to get away from the horrid beast. May was frozen with shock, never had she seen Harley this hideous. Drew continued to punch at the... man? Really, what is this guy?! A French man? (No offence to any french men reading this).

"Drewwy-poo! Stop punching me, my love!" He exclaimed, tears running down his cheeks, causing his mascara to run and smudge.

"Let go of me you wacko!" Drew yelled as he started hitting Harley with a spoon.

"No! Not a spoon! Liam would be so upset! We don't know where they have been, who used them! Spoons are horrid creatures and should be destroyed!" Harley yelled, letting go of the two teens and grabbing to spoon and bending it with his mind... Does Harley seriously Like One Direction? Me and him HAVE to hang out some tome!

May finally started talking, for when she was let go her head hit the ground and she woke up from her shock. "El pato esta en los pantalones de tu!" She exclaimed, pointing at Drew.

"Oh my~ It seems Maysie has hit her head too hard!" Harley sang. He grabbed Both of their heads and started smacking them together. "NOW KISS! IT'LL FIX POOR MAYSIE~" He yelled.

"OWCH!" Drew yelled, while May continued to yell stuff in Spanish. Police sirens could be heard, and soon Officer Jenny appeared.

"FrEeZe!" she yelled as she opened fire on the Pokémon Center. Everyone was shot, then the world exploded. The end... What the hell kind of story was that!? ...You're not even paying me because I kept interuppting!? I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading this crap and arguing with you, and the reader just probably wasted 5 minutes of their lives!? This is Bull-Crap! Absolute Bull crap!

... A few seconds later, Gun shots could be heard, as well as police sirens. And the mic still never got turrned off.

Welp... That was interesting! Make sure you review, thanks for reading! Peace Out!