Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever written.
There is a story behind it, though. One day, as I was dissing all the people here on this website who have atrocious grammar and yet upload stories anyway, I thought of something quick to use as an example. Excuse the bad grammar here.
sesshomarus grape lolipop: seeshomaru has a grape sucker and inuyasha wants it
And that, my friends, would be their whole summary. I'm not joking, either. So, as I made up the idea, I actually found it very cute. So here is my well-grammared rendition of "Sesshomaru's Grape Lollipop".
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It was good.
For an evil dog demon who had never experienced the enjoyment of a piece of candy, the grape sucker was ridiculously delicious. Even though grape is an evil, horrid flavor in itself, this did not deter our devious Sesshy-kun.
But it was a problem that he had a dog demon brother who had also never experienced the enjoyment of a piece of candy.
So the dilemma was this: Inuyasha wanted that grape lollipop.
Why not just get his own lollipop, you ask? Well, where's the fun in that?
But Sesshomaru was not about to relinquish his beloved lollipop, most definitely not to his dirty, half-blood brother. But Inuyasha was one clever bargainer.
"I'll trade you the Tetsaiga."
Sesshomaru weighed his options. The Tetsaiga was something he'd wanted for a very long time, and it would keep him from having to shed his brother's blood to get it. But this was his dear grape lollipop that was in question, after all.
"No."
"What do mean no?"
"I mean, you're not getting my lollipop, and that's that."
"Grr... give me that lollipop!"
With a feral snarl, Inuyasha leapt onto his brother, and the lollipop went flying down into a nearby ravine. With a snarl of his own, Sesshomaru pounced back on Inuyasha with a cry of despair for his fallen lollipop.
Needless to say, the pair mourned for days afterward.
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So... I wonder what happened to dear old Grape Lollipop-san?