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Evepog: Harry! Ron! We finally found you - we were just searching through Voldemort's old house and we found this *presents old book
Rebtek: His secret diary!
Ron: Wait what! You found his house?! How...?
Evepog: ...that doesn't matter...
Rebtek: ...details, details...
Evepog: No need to be so curious Ronald, after all curiosity kills that cat
Rebtek: Well in his case, his friends cat tried to kill his rat...
Ron: *blushes* Please don't bring that up. And don't call me Ronald!
Evepog: We'll call you whatever we like if you want to see the diary
Harry: OMG his diary! GIMME GIMME
Evepog: Yeah, it'll come at a price
Rebtek: GIVE ME A WAND
Evepog: AND A BROOM
Rebtek: AVADA CADAVRA!
Harry: I don't think shouting that is a good idea...
Evepog: ...BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS!
Ron: Ew you do not want to try those...
Rebtek: AND BUTTER BEER
Evepog: AND A FREE CAULDRON
Rebtek: JUST GIVE ME MAGIC
Harry: I don't think the 'give me magic' thing is actually a rule...
Evepog: YOU ARE HARRY POTTER - YOU DONT NEED RULES
Harry: Just give me the book
Rebtek: Fine, but we expect those things later
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Dear Diary,
Omg! I just found out about this prophecy and that says I'm going to be killed by a BABY! IKR! A BABY! HA! How could such a stupid being defeat me, The Dark Lord? I know everyone hates me but is this really the best they can do?
This is why the Wizarding World needs a ruler - they can't do anything by themselves - they just muck it up.
Fear. That's what will control them. Technically, I'm just bringing them together, by giving them something in common: fear of me. That's going to be my new motto.
I might as well get rid of this baby - its not like I'm scared or anything, but I just don't want him messing with my scary reputation. I mean, reputation is everything these days, if they're not scared of me, they'll riot, and then I would have to kill them. But they know that already, because of my badass reputation.
So, once I know where these Potters live, I'm gonna barge into they're house and kill their son. I've already planned how to do it and everything so they can witness THE MIGHT OF THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT!
I just need to find someone who knows where this, Potter, boy is. I think I'll be able to bully one of his fathers old school friends enough to tell me. Wormtail, he seems like a disloyal piece of dirt, so overcome by fear.
Time to make a little visit.
Voldie