~the giant hat gets knocks over before Ozians come out~
Ozian: AWWWWWWW C'MON!
Ozians:
GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!
Random girl in the crowd: WHO'S DEAD?! *looks around horrified*
Ozians:
THE WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD!
Random Girl: OH THANK GOD!
Ozian: Look in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
Geeky Ozian 1: It's a comet!
Geeky Ozian 2: IT'S VOLDEMORT!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Glinda: *in Voldemort voice* It's good to see me isn't it?
Ozians: AHHHHHHHHH!
Geeky Ozian 3: *runs into the knocked over hat super scared*
Glinda: *laughs and returns to normal voice* No need to respond. I know I'll get the incorrect answer! Fellow Ozians!
Ozians: YES MY DEAR!
Geeky Ozian 1: I wanna marry you!
Geeky Ozian 2: I wanna marry her! *begins to fight*
Authoress 1: GET ON WITH IT! WILL YOU TWO CUT IT OUT!
Glinda: *puts hands over face with pure amusement and continues*
LET US BE GLAD! LET US BE GREATFUL! LET US REJOYCIFY THAT GOODNESS COULD SUBDUE THE WICKED WORKING OF YOU KNOW WHO!
#1 fan of Elphaba: BUT SHE WASN'T WICKED!
Ozians: YES SHE WAS!
Authoress 1: Will the Elphaba fans be a dear and so kindly to GET OFF THE STAGE!?
Glinda: *upset* LET ME GET ON WITH THE STORY!
ISN'T IT NICE TO KNOW THAT GOOD WILL CONQUER EVIL! THE TRUTH WE BELIEVE ALL BY AND BY! OUT LIVE A LIE! FOR YOU AND...
Geeky Ozian 3: *comes out of the hat*
Authoress 2: GLINDA! HOW DID SHE DIE AGAIN?!
Ozian: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!
Glinda: According to the time dragon clock, a bucket of water, thrown by a dear terrified child, happened at the 13th hour. Yes! She is at last dead!
Ozians: *cheer*
Ozian:
NO ONE MOUR-
Frex:I'm off to the assembly dear!
Glinda: AHHHHHHH! I haven't even go to sing my lines! *cries*
Authoress 1: FREX! YOU'RE EARLY!
Frex: Oh! I'll be back! *scoots off the stage*
Ozians:
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED! NO ONE CRIES THEY WON'T RETURN!
Geeky Ozian 3: *on cell phone and hung up* SOMEONE PUT A LILLY ONE HER GRAVE!
Ozians: NO!
Ozian:
A GOOD MAN SCORNS THE WICKED!
Some lady Ozian:
THROUGH THEIR LIVES OUR CHILDREN LEARN!
Authoress 1: Actually, there was no grave! She fell through the trap door...
All: AHHHHHHH!
Authoress 1: ...