Here's a comedy! I like these better, because I can be as stupid as I want, and can't get hit for it! (Gets slapped) WTFRIG?!!!!!! Anyway, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: Hey, Kagome. Do you have any ramen today?

Kagome: I would, if your fatass wouldn't have eaten it all yesterday!!!!!

Inuyasha: OH COME ON!!!!!! You ate some too!

Kagome: (rolls eyes) Yeah! One flipp'n noodle is all I got!

Sango: Here they go again!

Miroku: Yep.

Sango: Are you going to eat your grapes?

Miroku: Yep.

Sango: You actually like fuit? I never see you eat it!

Miroku: Yep.

Sango: CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING BESIDES THE WORD YEP?!!!!!

Miroku:...yep...

Sango: (beats him in the head with her boomerang) SHUT UP YOU STUPID MONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

House(from the show House): (pops vicadin in his mouth, and surveys the group) Could you idiots be a little quieter! You ARE in a hospital, and seeing as there are sick people who are trying to rest, and more importantly, me who has a headache, reside in this hospital, its a bit painful to hear you SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha group: (stop fighting, and look at House surprised)

Inuyasha: (muttering) Geezer!

House: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: (looks around, avoiding eye contact with the doctor) Uh...um...nothing...sir...

House: (eyes him suspiciously, then sits in a chair)

Kaiba: GOD!!!!! I'm so BORED!!!!!!!!! Why are we in a stinking hospital ANYWAY?!!!!!!!!!

Mai: (rolls eyes) YOU'RE the one who suggested it! You said this was your favorite place to hang out, so you could laugh at all the sick people!!!!!

Kaiba: (watches as an old man on a stretcher is wheeled into surgery by nurses. The man looks to be in pain.) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That IS funny!

Mai: (slaps him) You are suck a JERK!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: (looks proud, as he rubs his cheek) Why thank you Mai!

Mai: (rolls eyes, and walks away) ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

Gerard Way: (pops up) Hey! Who wants a biscuit?!

Frank Iero: (waving arms fanatically) I DO!!!!!!!!!!! I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gerard: NOPE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GET NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

House: (comes back) SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...how'd you like THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, anyway, please review!