The Section 8

by KGKB radio

How does Klinger feel about being in the Army? To the tune of the Beach Boys' Sloop John B

The Section 8

Disclaimer:I do not own MASH or its related characters; nor do I own the rights to Sloop John B by the Beach Boys.

This parody is to the tune of Sloop John B.

I'm stuck in the damn Army

Miserable as can be

Around Uijeongbu I do roam

Battles all night

Chinese wanna fight

Well I feel so broke up

I want to go home

So give me a section 8

Send me back to the states

I beg the colonel to sign

Let me go home, let me go home

I wanna go home, yeah yeah

Well I feel so broke up

I wanna go home

The Army, it's such a mess

So I put on a dress

Maybe if they think I'm crazy, they'll send me away

I feel so low

In Korea alone, yeah yeah

Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home

So give me a section 8

Send me back to the states

I beg the colonel to sign

Let me go home, let me go home

I wanna go home, let me go home

Why don't you let me go home

So give me a section 8

Send me to the states

I feel so broke up I wanna go home

Let me go home

The dresses, they didn't work

And I became company clerk

All I want is to be back in ole Toledo

Let me go home

Why don't they let me go home

This is the worst job I've ever been on

So give me a section 8

Send me back to the states

I beg the colonel to sign

Let me go home, let me go home

I wanna go home, let me go home

Why don't you let me go home